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Recent reviews by Holo-Expelling Sequence Toggle

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
7.1 hrs on record
This game made history. But, even a 100 years later, no pawn shop in the world would pay a cent for it, if cents even exist then.
Posted 28 November, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
21.7 hrs on record (18.2 hrs at review time)
Is the game good?: Yes. Masterpiece.

From my experiences?: No. Stay away. Stay as far as you can from this game.
Posted 24 January, 2016.
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16.2 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
cs_office is love, cs_office is life.
Posted 24 January, 2016.
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1.7 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
Inception: The Game
Posted 24 January, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
28.3 hrs on record (26.9 hrs at review time)
The game Payday 2 ripped off.
Posted 16 January, 2016.
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1 person found this review funny
6.3 hrs on record
This game is so outdated, it makes Mega Blocks look new and fresh from the oven
Posted 14 January, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
4.8 hrs on record
Less teamwork, more repeating death!
Posted 10 January, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
10 people found this review funny
8.0 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
I'n 4 hours, i managed to get 100 billion dollars. (take that Bill Gates)

The next day, I come back I have collected a total of 800 billion dollars.

I was like "Dafuq?"

Then I clicked on the investors page.

It said I would claim 4 angels if I sacrtifice everything. (including my money)

So i had to choose to either wait till my money reaches 1 trillion (so i could buy the moon or mars) or sacrifice everything and start back from day one squeezing all dat lemons for only 4 ANGELS.

So, I thought "four angels or a planet?"

It was really presuring to choose, until I suddenly realized that this wasn't real life. That i was actually playing a game which mainly focuses on getting very huge numbers displayed, buy more stuff, and get even huger numbers with no purpose whatsoever but to waste your time just for the amusement of it.

Then i thought to myself "what in the **** am I doing with my life?"

Then I thought I was crazy and I went for the angels

Back at day one, then I only realized that I only got 8% bonus from the angels

I was mad for 1 minute

took a deep breath.......*inhale*

"ok, back to clicking fictional lemons"

10/10 the greatest fictional scam in my entire life.
Posted 8 January, 2016.
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3 people found this review funny
4.0 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
It's like Dark Souls, but instead of fighting huge bosses, you fight the spacebar.
Posted 23 December, 2015. Last edited 24 December, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record
This was probably Jihadi John's favorite game.
Posted 21 December, 2015.
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