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┈┈┈╲╲╲┈┈╱╱╱╱▔▔╲┈ ゚ ゚ ゚
╱╲┈┈╲▏▔▔▕╱▕╱╲╱╲▏
▏▕┈┈╱╭╮╭╮╲┈┃┛┛┃┈ o
╲╰▔▔▏┳╭╮┳▕┏┛╲╱┗┓
▕┈┈┈╲╰┳┳╯╱╰┫┊┊┣╯
▕┈▂▂▏▔╰╯▔▏▕╲╱╲╱▏
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───▄▄██▌█ +rep+rep+rep+rep+rep+rep+rep+rep+rep+rep+rep
▄▄▄▌█▌█ +rep+rep+rep+rep+rep+rep+rep+rep+rep+rep+rep+rep
███████▌█▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▌+rep+rep+rep+rep
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THIS CHEW TOY IN MY JAWS
HAS TAUGHT ME ALL IS NEVER LOST
EVERYTHING WAS WORTH THE COST
You'd have to aim for my head, because my body is padded by 6 inches of tactical karate fat while I can strike you anywhere and hit vital organs due to your total lack of absorption you'll just die.
Thanks to the extra 150 lbs of armor I carry around, my I'm lifting 24/7. I won't even need to punch you I can literally just sprint at you and trample you to death like a bison.
Your girlfriend knows this and sees my fatness as a virtue and a strength. She wants a strong man to protect her and provide for her and being fat shows I have an overabundance of material resources. So not only will I be beating you like a bull, I'll be the bull in your bedroom nailing your girlfriend.
If you are a beautiful strong black man, someone will put this in your comments.
╚═════════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ═════════════════════╝
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| /| | | casual
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❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ SORRY FOR GETTING U PREGNANT ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
❤️❤️❤️❤️SORRY FOR GETTING U PREGNANT ❤️❤️❤️❤️
❤️❤️❤️SORRY FOR GETTING U PREGNANT ❤️❤️❤️
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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░░░░░░░╚═╝░░╚═╝╚══════╝╚═╝░░░░░░
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
⠀⠀ ⡿⢀⠀⢳⡀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⢁⢤⠘⡇
⠀⠀⢸⡇⡇⢣⢸⡧⠶⢼⠃⡜⢸⠀⠀⡇⠀
⠀⠀⢸⡀⢃⠞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀ ⡇
⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣄⣀⡀
⠀⠀⣾⠁⠀⣤⡀⠀⢀⠀⠀⢰⣿⠀⠀⡲⣿⡖⠂
⢒⣲⣟⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠈⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡿⢁⣤⠖⢲⡆
⠀⠈⠳⣤⣄⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⣾⠋⠀⡜⠁⠐⢸⠃
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⡇⠀ ⡇⠀⠀⡏
⠀⠀⠀⠀⡴⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣧⠀ ⡇⠀⠀⡇
⠀⠀⠀⡼⠁⢀⠀⠀⠀⠠⢀⠀⠀⠀⠜⣷⠇⠀⠀⡇
⠀⠀⣴⠃⠀⢺⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠐⠠⠂⠑⢰⠇
⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⡆⠀⠀⡆⠀⠃⣠⠟⠀
⠀⠀⠈⢦⡀⠀⢰⠀⠀⢠⠀⡇⠀⠀⠁⠀⣿⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠢⢷⣤⡬⠤⢧⣠⡼⠤⠚⠁
*screams*
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⣿⣿⡟⠛⢿⣿⣿⠇⡀⢹⣆⠰⠿⠛⣉⣻⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢹⣿⠿⠛⢉⣡⣽⡿⠋⣠⣿⣿⠟⠁⣠⣶⡀⢻⡇⠀⠈⢿⠏⢠⣿⡀⢻⡄⣶⡿⠟⢻⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉⢿⣏⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⡀⠴⠞⠛⢙⣿⣀⣈⡙⠛⠿⠀⢸⣿⠿⠁⠘⣃⢀⠂⠀⣰⣿⣿⣇⣀⣧⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡿⠰⠘⢿⣆⢻⡇⠈⠏⢸⣷⠠⣶⡿⠟⢿⣿⣿⠿⠟⢂⣴⡤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠁⣴⡆⢻⣿⡄⠁⣼⣄⣼⣿⣄⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣠⣿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
[前奏]
Grrah, pow-pow
[副歌]
戴童趣猫耳手表 腔调把你颗秒 (Yeah)
背后说火闲话小茶蛋些别被老子抓到 (Yeah, yeah)
来聊说我几句 老子就当是被狗咬 (Aye)
唱的什么说唱 过来把老子 (Pow, pow)
[主歌 1]
坐在客厅要了一个小时手机 昨个在你嘴里我都把
你娃飞机确实打得多 (Oh)
老子来给你个肘击 喊你当面说清楚
昨个不回我的消息
笨蛋没得钱所以睡觉从来不抱宝宝
你的歌赚不到票票 (票)
药吃多了所以那娃窝不出来尿尿 (尿)
晚上老子抱到你的婆娘去睡告告
听你那些歌不如去看蓝锁二季
小娘炮些别跑来抚摸我的二弟
几个瓜娃子做了几年昨个还没走起
表面要的好 但是你娃都在 hate me (Ha)
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⢿⠉⡇⢾⢘⣿⢸⣻⡇⣿⠿⠛⡟⢹⠈⣿⢹⠁⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⣉⣬⣤⣥⣿⣼⣯⣬⣽⣧⣿⣈⣡⣥⣼⢾⣯⣬⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠉⣠⢠⢰⣰⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⢘⠚⠉⠊⠈⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠠⡸⠸⠞⠛⠚⠠⠃⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⢒⢤⣤⣰⠃⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣌⣈⣉⣩⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
[前奏]
Grrah, pow-pow
[副歌]
戴童趣猫耳手表 腔调把你颗秒 (Yeah)
背后说火闲话小茶蛋些别被老子抓到 (Yeah, yeah)
来聊说我几句 老子就当是被狗咬 (Aye)
唱的什么说唱 过来把老子 (Pow, pow)
[主歌 1]
坐在客厅要了一个小时手机 昨个在你嘴里我都把
你娃飞机确实打得多 (Oh)
老子来给你个肘击 喊你当面说清楚
昨个不回我的消息
笨蛋没得钱所以睡觉从来不抱宝宝
你的歌赚不到票票 (票)
药吃多了所以那娃窝不出来尿尿 (尿)
晚上老子抱到你的婆娘去睡告告
听你那些歌不如去看蓝锁二季
小娘炮些别跑来抚摸我的二弟
几个瓜娃子做了几年昨个还没走起
表面要的好 但是你娃都在 hate me (Ha)
subway sauce 4 hours ago
Your tf2 review is also very accurate, Tbh. I agree that you should uninstall.
trapd in time chamber & betrayed 4 minutes ago
very normal behavior
subway sauce 4 hours ago
Your tf2 review is also very accurate, Tbh. I agree that you should uninstall.
竜Anubis 4 hours ago
6k hours but you play like you have 1k XDDD i think its time to hop on vr chat instead and be friendly in another game dude
subway sauce 4 hours ago
-Rep plays tf2 as heavy and hides behind corners only.
⠄⠄⢠⢾⢵⣗⣷⣿⣻⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧
⠄⣴⡫⣗⢽⡺⡽⣞⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇
⢸⣿⡯⣪⡣⡫⡯⣯⣷⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄
⢸⣿⣿⣢⢫⣝⢾⣯⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⣿⣿⣷⢀⣄
⠈⣿⣿⣯⢧⣳⣻⣺⡻⣽⠝⢋⠁⠒⢚⣓⣿⣿⡿⢿
⠄⢹⣿⣏⠄⠄⢀⠄⡘⣾⣷⣦⣪⣳⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽
⡫⡾⣿⡯⣮⣢⢶⢵⢼⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠋
⠑⡢⢿⣿⣳⢽⢝⡷⣵⣷⣿⠿⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢧
⠄⠘⠞⣿⣷⢽⢵⣳⠵⠐⢑⠙⡚⠿⣿⣿⡿⢝⠜⡄
⠄⠄⠄⠘⣟⣿⣽⡞⣡⢒⠓⠝⣙⣓⣪⡻⠝⡀⣼⣷⡤⣠⣤
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⢷⢝⢧⢲⢎⠳⠹⠱⣹⡱⠈⠂⣰⣿⣿⣳⠄⢤
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣧⣃⠄⠑⠕⠒⡚⠝⠁⢀⢜⣾⣟⣯⡒⡀⡘
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣷⢢⢠⢀⣀⠄⡄⡖⡵⣯⣿⡽⣧⡳⢐⠔
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠄⠘⢯⡪⡪⡢⡣⣱⢽⢝⣯⡷⣻⣵⣟⢔⠅
💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍💙🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍💙🤍💙🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍💙💙💙💙💙💙💙🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍💙🤍🤍🤍💙🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍💙💙💙💙💙💙💙🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍💙🤍💙🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍💙🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⡀⠭⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣿⣷⣶⣶⡆⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣼⣿⣿⠿⠶⠙⣿⡟⠡⣴⣿⣽⣿⣧⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣟⣭⣾⣿⣷⣶⣶⣴⣶⣿⣿⢄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣩⣿⣿⣿⡏⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⡋⠘⠷⣦⣀⣠⡶⠁⠈⠁⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣍⠃⣴⣶⡔⠒⠄⣠⢀⠄⠄⠄⡨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡘⠿⣷⣿⠿⠟⠃⠄⠄⣠⡇⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⢁⣷⣠⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣠⣾⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠙⠻
⡿⠟⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⡯⢓⣴⣾⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⡟⣷⠄⠹⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
Your tf2 review is also very accurate, Tbh. I agree that you should uninstall.
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣠⣳⣟⣿⣿⣷⣿⡿⣜⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⣳⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣝⠖⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⢢⡹⣿⢷⣯⢿⢷⡫⣗⠍⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⢄⠤⣁⠋⠿⣗⣟⡯⡏⢎⠁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠄⢔⢕⣯⣿⣿⡲⡤⡄⡤⠄⡀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⠇⠠⡳⣯⣿⣿⣾⢵⣫⢎⢎⠆⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⠄⢨⣫⣿⣿⡿⣿⣻⢎⡗⡕⡅⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⠄⢜⢾⣾⣿⣿⣟⣗⢯⡪⡳⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⠄⢸⢽⣿⣷⣿⣻⡮⡧⡳⡱⡁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⡞⣸⣿⣿⢏⣼⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣶⡤⠐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣯⣽⣛⠅⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡽⣿⣧⡸⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡷⠹⠛⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠛⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣤⣤⣤⡄⢤⣤⣤⣤⡘⠻⣿
⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⣀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⢻⣿⣿⣿⡎⠝
⣿⡏⠄⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡎⣿⣿⣿⣿⠐
⣿⡏⣲⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣿⣿⣿⡟⣼
⣿⡠⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⡛⠿⠿⠿⠿⠟⠃⠾⠿⢟⡋⢶⣿
⣿⣧⣄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⢰⣾⣿⣿⡿⢣⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠂⣷⣶⣬⣭⣭⣭⣭⣵⢰⣴⣤⣤⣶⡾⢐⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣷⡘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢃⣼⣿⣿