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1 May @ 7:18am 
yoo bro, add me! :)
18 Apr @ 11:05am 
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18 Jul, 2021 @ 4:56pm 
A premier.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
17 Jul, 2021 @ 8:56pm 
A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
16 Jul, 2021 @ 9:40pm 
Hey! It's the admin from PinkieCraft, the pony roleplay TF2 server that you play on! I wanted to personally show my gratitude for the £400 you donated to help keep our server alive! Next time you log make sure to let me know and I'll get you that custom pony skin/model you donated for! I regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse ♥♥♥♥" like you requested but I'll get my friend to work on it (he's good with computers and modeling stuff) Thank you once again for the donation and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!!
16 Jan, 2021 @ 4:03pm 
I hear you're having kliff problems. is this true?
28 Nov, 2020 @ 10:34am 
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28 Nov, 2020 @ 10:33am 
Hows the sega saturn? I heard its pretty good
11 Sep, 2020 @ 1:49pm 
Can I get a subway station by my house? tired of walking everywhere, papa doug
7 Aug, 2020 @ 12:56pm 
Hey, mind giving me your phone number and name of service provider so I can call them and get a copy of your SIM card and hijack your mobile authenticator to steal your items and sell them for Dogecoin to invest in my oil company in South Sudan.
20 Jun, 2020 @ 12:11pm 
I have been asked to defeat you in TF2
12 Oct, 2019 @ 1:38pm 
hey can you swipe your presto card through my skimmer so I can steal your information and make a shell company under your identity to invest in oil and blockchain? my mom won't let me use hers
7 May, 2019 @ 7:38pm 
welcome to popeyes may I take your order?
7 May, 2019 @ 7:37pm 
can i get a subway to your heart daddy doug?
7 May, 2019 @ 7:35pm 
can you make a subway to cure my depression
15 Jan, 2019 @ 2:33pm 
id like 2 number 9 subway stations please
5 Aug, 2018 @ 2:03pm 
yea can i get uuuuuuh S U C C :lilimok:
6 Jul, 2018 @ 3:21pm 
sipp
20 Jun, 2018 @ 1:03pm 
can i get a subway resturant near my house mr memier of canadaland
20 Jun, 2018 @ 12:22pm 
teach me how to dougie
12 May, 2018 @ 9:16am 
I like candy
6 Apr, 2018 @ 3:21pm 
hi mr ohip yeah my number is #8888-888 KR
6 Apr, 2018 @ 2:43pm 
can you loan me your OHIP coverage so I can steal your idtenitty and then heal myself after final exams szn
6 Feb, 2018 @ 7:39pm 
this guy doesn't know an oboe from an elbow
25 Dec, 2017 @ 1:31am 
thank god for succ master
15 Dec, 2017 @ 1:42pm 
thats some nice internet you got there, be a shame if someone were to repeal it
3 Dec, 2017 @ 10:22am 
my father will hear about this.
20 Nov, 2017 @ 5:21pm 
-rep he wrote -rep
13 Nov, 2017 @ 1:41pm 
Recurring memes are recur
26 Oct, 2017 @ 6:37pm 
+rep he's my dad
14 Oct, 2017 @ 4:01pm 
Good fast succ and quick delivery overall I rate 9/10
9 Oct, 2017 @ 5:10pm 
you're the type of guy to go to a ben and jerrys and ask for sauteed smarties as a topping
5 Oct, 2017 @ 5:04pm 
that's it buddy, u're getting deported. Enjoy your 40000 ping and 1 kbps up/down :::VV)
5 Oct, 2017 @ 5:03pm 
You mean VeryBum Hamdoolapour
5 Oct, 2017 @ 5:00pm 
This guy doesn't even go to UW. I'm feridun hamdullahpur, I should know.
27 Sep, 2017 @ 8:12pm 
It's every gay bro 🌈☺👬 with the homosexual flow 🌈😍🍆 5 million asses raped🍆🍑😫 never done before 😎😖👌 smashed all the competition 🍗🍑😖 now your brother is next 👉👌🙋 dont even have a durex 🚫🎈🍆 so i'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on your shoe 🍆💦👞 this is team 69♋👅🍆 ♥♥♥♥♥ 🐶 and i'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you👉👌😫
27 Sep, 2017 @ 8:08pm 
you're the type of guy to sipp when you're supposed to S U C C
27 Sep, 2017 @ 8:07pm 
+rep complemented my johnson's size
16 Sep, 2017 @ 3:29pm 
you're the type of guy who picks oddjob and goes ggez
15 Sep, 2017 @ 6:44pm 
ur the type of guy to beat World at War on veteran and then ask Mcdonalds for a veterans discount on their nuggets.
21 Aug, 2017 @ 6:57pm 
you're the type of hoe to climb a glass wall just to see what's on the other side
21 Aug, 2017 @ 5:22pm 
what a weeb
12 Aug, 2017 @ 10:24am 
no sauce
9 Aug, 2017 @ 9:49pm 
no clout
30 Jun, 2017 @ 9:03pm 
Why sipp my dude, when you can C H U G G
15 Jun, 2017 @ 11:09am 
don't talk to me or my son ever again
18 Aug, 2016 @ 7:09pm 
>:)
6 May, 2016 @ 6:07pm 
lelelelelel thats right you cant comment on my profile page XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:steammocking:
6 May, 2016 @ 6:05pm 
:HotHead: bruh send some then
6 May, 2016 @ 6:04pm 
:steamsalty: