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Who's this foot scrublord master general calling out meta? You do know meta has some of the best tryhards in the game right? Duel me anytime. I won't triple feint or reverse overhead and your head WILL roll. What will your excuse be then?

Who's this foot scrublord master general calling out meta? You do know meta has some of the best tryhards in the game right? Duel me anytime. I won't triple feint or reverse overhead and your head WILL roll. What will your excuse be then?

u/JUSTICEvvBEAVER has been mocking me after I posted a few comments and a post that questioned the future of Mordhau. He is continuing to mock me and I am offended by this. I do admit, however, that I overreacted towards u/St0uty in one of my comments. I had just been going through a rough time when that had happened. If u/JUSTICEvvBEAVER continues to mock or insult me, I would like to have him removed for his unchivalrous behavior. Again, I am quite offended and if this persists, I will not be afraid to write poorly about this subreddit on r/gaming and other subreddit's and/or websites. Thank you.

"I play games"
>doesn't play games
???????

last online 4 days ago? it's over, he's gone...

6:22 PM - biggums: do u like this hoodie?
6:22 PM - biggums: keyes?
6:22 PM - biggums: should i get it?
6:22 PM - biggums: look at the owl KEYES
6:22 PM - Keyes: Owl Print Womens Hoodies
6:22 PM - biggums: where does it say women
6:22 PM - biggums: its in male
6:22 PM - biggums: section
6:22 PM - Keyes: Owl Print Womens Hoodies Pullover Big Size Long Sleeve Hoodie Sweatshirt 4XL5XL
6:23 PM - biggums: its under mens clothing
6:23 PM - biggums: must be a misprint
6:23 PM - biggums: keyes?
6:23 PM - Keyes: bud there are pictures
6:23 PM - Keyes: of women wearing these clothes
6:23 PM - biggums: so i shouldnt get it?
6:23 PM - biggums: or no good?

hey dumb ♥♥♥♥...you're the poser for using a term my generation created... you'll always be second... so you pimple faced tryhard little ♥♥♥♥ turd vomit I suggest you move out of your mom's basement and stop getting her keyboard all sticky... your lack of ♥♥♥♥♥ and personal grandeur is no one else's fault but the fault of your sad, depressed little ego... you troll, all you trolls are the same... ugly, lonely, little bridge dwellers...

Keyes: You and I both know I'm a team player when it comes to maa
Keyes: most aren't
Keyes: but that's what makes me special

you seen me in real life you'd be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SHAKING you little ♥♥♥♥♥

You do realize you are still under an NDA with us right? I would remove this post if I were you. This information is clearly breaching our agreement.
Its also petty that you are trying to discuss internal operations in a public forum. We can hash this out in private but it is extremely inappropriate and unprofessional of you, this is why you were released from MGA.

I'm not dead. Don't you ever think so. Like a phoenix, I will rise from the ashes to fight kids who take Chivalry way too seriously. Only when the kid thinks he has gotten good, will I come soaring onto the battleground. They'll think I'm cocky and become overaggressive. They will then ♥♥♥♥♥ and moan about gambling their "skillful feints." They will think they're clever, and then lose anyways. Their ego will be chipped away by some random guy who calls people kids, who barely uses half the tactics they do. They'll never understand that I know the exact mental process that leads to their over aggressiveness and increasingly sketchy play.

FADE IN:

EXT. KEELU HOUSEHOLD - DAY

In a quaint country home, the clock on the microwave blinks "FOOD IS READY". A two-handed sword with a single-edged blade rests against the counter.

DOCTERKEELU (gambler extraordinaire, removes a piping hot plate of scalloped potatoes from the beeping microwave):

Look child, our tatoes

BABYKEELU (a beautiful baby boy, four foot tall, gazes at the potatoes but yearns for something more):

Papa I have mastered your tatoes but when will you show me the secret to your power? To your blade?

DOCTER (places the potatoes on top of the microwave, and grabs the nearby sword with his right hand, reaches into his pocket with his left):

My secret? I'll show you [ http/i.imgur.com/b8Oq2UA.png ], my boy

FADE OUT

THE END

Hello, ℳ | Wee-elevenXXX, I have seen that your clan ℳeta is recruiting. I was hoping I could apply to join, despite only being Level 7 in ChivalryMW. I am willing to learn, and will do my best to coordinate with the teams and be useful in-game.

Who's this foot scrublord master general calling out meta? You do know meta has some of the best tryhards in the game right? Duel me anytime. I won't triple feint or reverse overhead and your head WILL roll. What will your excuse be then?

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you are worst vanguard. you are the vanguard idiot you are the vanguard smell. return to bad player servers. to our bad player cousins you may come our server. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,torn banner we will never forgeve you. piggott rascal ♥♥♥♥ but ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ vanguard stink bad players sqhipere shqipare..vanguard genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead vanguard..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget archer .archer we kill the game , archer return to your precious COD….hahahahaha idiot vanguard and low rank smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE CHARGE FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. archer+maa+gambling+♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥=kill torn banner…you will ruin game/ marox alive in mordhau, marox making game of mordhau . fast devs marox mordhau..

you are worst vanguard. you are the vanguard idiot you are the vanguard smell. return to bad player servers. to our bad player cousins you may come our server. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,torn banner we will never forgeve you. piggott rascal ♥♥♥♥ but ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ vanguard stink bad players sqhipere shqipare..vanguard genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead vanguard..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget archer .archer we kill the game , archer return to your precious COD….hahahahaha idiot vanguard and low rank smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE CHARGE FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. archer+maa+gambling+♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥=kill torn banner…you will ruin game/ marox alive in mordhau, marox making game of mordhau . fast devs marox mordhau..

Who's this foot scrublord master general calling out meta? You do know meta has some of the best tryhards in the game right? Duel me anytime. I won't triple feint or reverse overhead and your head WILL roll. What will your excuse be then?

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"I remember playing with will once, we had just lit the signal fire on hillside then got overrunn by like idk how many gaysons, i killed probably 2 then died, i sat there and watched will solo god knows how many gaysons and protect the pyre o_o" ayy lmao

ddid i ever mention how much i h8 u will https://youtu.be/m8UHUt5hnLs?t=2m37s

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Why do people automatically associate swords with autism? I have a vast sword collection, mostly Asian and Old Norse blades which seem to be the main issues, and I don't understand how this makes me autistic. I'm a virgin, yes, but swords actually make me MORE likely to get laid. I have had countless conversations with cute, cute girls in my classes about the weapons I own. I have been able to speak to women for the first time because they want to know about my Viking Sword, or my latest Bamboo handled Katana. I dream of meeting a girl called Anya so I can say "I own a Katana but I want a cute Anya", that is when I will lose my virginity. But I'm not autistic. I buy these swords to use as often as I can. I have many friends.

w1ll is gay? Called it.

i dig the new name

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Yarnu dog, hexen aci, and sir clay are all the best players in world. Pretty sure colonial star guys is good too. he make montage with music. He NEVER die in montage, and he always READ all feint en montage. But that whole nemesis clan is rlly good. best players. and most toxic clan NA./

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Your profile picture looks like a butt from a distance. x3

Will has one whole lag, don't trust him +bad_rep