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1 person found this review funny
1.9 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
Hate the controls, like sorry but i spent 10min trying to understand the controls, and came to the conclussion it's not only super clunky it's also super bad with no options to change it.

The tutorial also sucks, and is just really odd - and if the first impression off this game is horrible tutorial then i'm not interested
Posted 22 January.
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1 person found this review helpful
260.9 hrs on record (36.3 hrs at review time)
I love the concept of this game having a OPEN-World MMO as a FPS honestly is amazing idea, sadly this game doesn't feel anything close to a MMO, and some of the weird implementation or lack of makes this game really dull for my taste.

All AI are aimbot NPC, they'll be shooting thought grass, bushes, sometimes even walls, and while the AI isn't neccesarily hard i expect better from a MMO, currently the PvE is super dry content and you'll be doing a lot of it to get somewhere for gear, since everything is farmed nothing is looted.

Could be buying gear off the market, but it's also expensive.

Monsters all follow a specific pattern, they're not interresting a fun or interesting, they don't take cover, flank or anything no instead they go from A > towards you in a straigth line.

Currently players make zero sound within 5meters at all, and the devs obviously don't care so instead they added the feature if someone enters your area within 40 Meters then you'll hear a click sound, telling you theres danger.
It basically turns the game into a camping game, as soon as people hear the click they'll go sit in a corner waiting for you to come by, not fun and definetly not very entertaining - it's the ultimate camper game.

As you can see the characters are just a giant block, so hitting headshots is super easy, but it also makes weapons like Rifles the obvious go-to choice for killing enemy players due to the headshot multiplier, if you like variety of guns then it isn't really for you while any gun can kill then Rifles are just better all around, and there isn't a secondary besides pistols making everyones weapon a rifle.

Bugs and glitches which isn't being fixed - thougthout my gameplay i found a lot of bugs, features which makes no sense and overall frustration easily googled and you can see dev responds to them, yet they still accur constantly, it's really weird.

Reddit is moderated if you say the game is p2w you get a warning, it's a russian company after all censhorship is super effecient after all.

I really tried to like this game, but there's just so many issues which isn't being fixed or priorties, this game is only played this much because it's the only thing on the market, it's absurd trash but there isn't any better trash to play.
Posted 1 November, 2025. Last edited 10 November, 2025.
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1 person found this review funny
34.7 hrs on record
Worst UI i've ever seen in a video game, it's legit worse than Mobile Games i spent so long trying to find How to swap different keys, change sensitivity, audio and Microphone than i've ever done before in a video game.

This game used to be a super long ttk really rewarding accuracy now these days it appears to be bows and shotguns sitting in corners waiting for someone to pass by - definitely not a game worth my time.
Posted 15 June, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
942.3 hrs on record (937.8 hrs at review time)
Review exclusively based on the Operation / Extraction game.

You better be some absolute amazing player otherwise this game will not be entertaining for you
The game is basically 6 teams in a single map so small that shooting from one area of the map can be heard completely across the other, ensuring once you kill 1 team you'll have a complete new team coming for you.

The Economy is horrible bad going full-gear isn't rewarding since killing one team just make you easily killed by a whole different team ensuring you'll get absolute nothing off the investment you'd.

It's to the point where people which hasn't played top competitive in games like CS/Valorant or a different shooter is completely outclassed and every match is a complete sweatfeast.
Posted 1 February, 2025. Last edited 27 April, 2025.
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0.8 hrs on record
I killed more allies than actual enemies
Posted 4 January, 2025.
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8 people found this review helpful
177.3 hrs on record (89.1 hrs at review time)
Albion online a game where you lose everything when you die, in Red/Black Zones.
You'll never experience actual genuine fun PvP in the open world, it'll always be multiple versus you.
The solo content is a disaster, it's unrewarding and gated behind playing as a Group.
The only solo content this game offers is Mist PvP which is basically just 1 Map, with 5 players on it trying to farm Fame, or kill each other.

There's no matchmaking so you'll multiple times throughout your experience meet x10 stronger players than you, which is fine it's open world PvP, however the maps are incredible small so going into a Area and checking everything takes 5 mins, so thinking you can safely farm anywhere in BlackZone / Red / Mist without having someone stronger than you attack you is not a option.

The best part is there's a inspect feature in the game so the veterans can see what gear, stats you're wearing and once they see your gear score is worse than theirs then you're now officially being hunted.
The idea is amazing, however there's nothing in this game that rewards new players, making money is thought in the non-perma death zones and outside ion the perma death zones everyone will try to kill you for fun/money or something complete different,
Posted 30 October, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
9.0 hrs on record (8.2 hrs at review time)
after 6 years - it's still possible to be stuck out on sea due to the apperance of the kraken "which" is totally RNG Based, basically ruining a 6 hours playthought, actually nuts developers don't fix things like this.
Posted 20 April, 2024.
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27.2 hrs on record (25.6 hrs at review time)
Launcing this game is a absolute joke, using EA own client results in some funny errors which isn't solved easily
Posted 29 March, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
40.9 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Amazing game, just need Co-op and i'll be the happiest person ever
Posted 28 March, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
46.5 hrs on record
Great game if you've great patience everytime you'll encounter a enemy they'll be showing the same animation every time - at some point you'll be going insane
Posted 18 March, 2024.
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