Merry Christmas!

YOU. ME. GAS STATION. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish; horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy, the stench draws in a bear. What are we gonna do? We're gonna fight it. BEAR FIGHT. BEAR HANDED. BEAR naked? oh yes, please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. then we ride into a chuck-e-cheese, dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? uh, I think so. next thing you know, i'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then i turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out which i didn't know you could do, then i smoked a joint. Greened-out, then i turned into the sun. uh oh, looks like the meth is kicking in!


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Here is a quick summary why traps are as gay as normal sex and also why futas are even less gay than normal sex

Ok when you masturbate to porn you masturbate to a man penetrating a women making you 50% hetero for the women and 50% gay for the man

And if you watch lesbian porn it will still be 100% gay because 2 women

But if you watch 2 traps porn you will masturbate to 25% girl looks and 25% to the penis plus the other trap it makes 50% hetero and 50% gay making it as gay as normal sex, and if it's with a girl it will only make it 25% gay

And with futas they have girly looks making it a 25% gay and also girly parts making it 12.5% so if there are 2 futas it will only be 25% gay and if it's with a girl it will only make it 12.5% gay, thus making it less gay than normal porn

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk

I used to play Fortnite all night. No sleep! But ever since Obama told me to try Raid Shadow Legends for free, I am addicted. This game is a game. It has graphics. It has characters. Best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! Two week ago I spend all my money becoming a Raid Shadow Legend. Now I live in a dumpster outside a McDonald’s with free WiFi. At night I sneak into the McDonald’s like my new raccoon dad, Stripey, taught me to do so I can charge my phone. Through the cracked screen I am still perpetually amazed by the graphics of this game... they look so real! Thank you Obama, you truly changed my life