You ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up kid. As I type this I have my modded PS2 running a track IP script on your post. Once I have triangulated your position in the world, my PS3 will release to your router my very own Pandora box virus. You won't notice it at first, but soon your lame PC will begin to work against you in ways you can't even imagine. First your graphics card will start to emit the flu virus, your ram will be uploaded online so everyone will be able to use it, your motherboard will slowly secrete acidic resin which will fry the electronics. The processor will be fine, just to give you hope.




You will be left with a husk of a machine, all because you decided to critique console players ability... was it worth it?

Not even your mummy can help you now ♥♥♥♥ boy

A 👩‍🏫teacher👩‍🏫 asked her class

“What is sex👅👀?”

Johnny🙍‍♂️ got up and said:

“Sex is a 😏temptation😏

Caused by a 😩sensation😩

Where a boy 🙍‍♂️ sticks his 🍆location🍆

Into a girl’s 💁‍♀️ 🍑destination🍑

To increase the 👪population👪

Of the next➡️ 👶generation👶

Did you get my ☝️ 👏explanation👏?

Or do you need 😩💦 a

👅🍆🍑💦Demonstration👅🍆🍑💦 ?

The teacher👩‍🏫 fainted 😱

Maybe I’ll be tracer 👲 I’m already tracer 😏 😂 what about widowmaker :interrobang:️ :spider: :spider_web: 🍑 I’m already widowmaker :shrug: :skin-tone-2:‍ 💅 🔫 I’ll be bastion 🤖 👅 NERF BASTION 😂 🤣 :nerd: you’re right so Winston 🦍 🙈 I wanna be Winston 😧 I guess I’ll be genji 😤 I’m already genji 😆 😎 🤪 then I’ll be mccree 😡 😾 I already chose Mccree 💁

Honestly I had to take my gun out of the case and just hold it. Like, I wasn’t going to hurt myself or anything, but I just wanted to feel the weight in my hands, you know? IF I wanted to, I COULD have ended it all right there. That way, I’d never have to see this meme with my own eyes again. There’s just something calming about the solution to all your problems in your hands, you know? It’s just such a relief knowing, it’s always there, right??? Anyway, before I put her back, I took the safety off and put the barrel in my mouth just on my tongue. Like, not going to pull the trigger or anything crazy, but just gently resting my finger on the trigger and applying just a tiny bit of pressure Gently on the line between the waking world and peaceful oblivion. “This meme may have gotten to me, but I won’t let it win not today. My mom bought me buffalo chicken tenders with ranch dipping sauce, and I need to be strong, I said to myself this comment eating my tendies.

I married a hot little Canadian woman 20 years younger than me, that truly can't get enough sex. We have a "sex on demand" policy. And we have been together for 13 years now. Not to mention she has a perfect ♥♥♥♥♥. No meat curtain, and if it were any tighter, I wouldn't be able to ♥♥♥♥ her. You can't get in even one finger if she is not wet.

So when you are beating off to internet porn, my wife will be taking care of me.

OH, I had 3 older brothers, so I never got bullied. I mean except by them.

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