"all carbon based life forms are actually just bees"
“I can use the force, but only to make sexual tension”
"The smartcar is part of the IRA?"
"Lee harvey was the scapegoat for bigfoot"
“I don’t control the volume that people chew at”
"You know when birds fly, and they have like, feet ... yea its kinda like that."
"I hope the sun doesn't go black and we all die"
"That's not trick or treating, thats breaking and entering"
"THEM TOES DEAD"
"You're very molestable"
" you won the round but hwoever was that guy sucks"
"A year ago I was black"
"Jensen ima put my leg up your moms as so my toes go out her tostrils"
"Don't you chew your toenails?"
"I heard him shift walking through the walls"
"they both have to be there because they are mad at each other"
"I want coom on my sheets ... what else are sheets for"
"I want buffalo sauce in my urethra"
"I just smelt my ball hand, and it smells like peanuts"
"I cannot control the rate that jalapenos end up on my pp"
"addiction is one hell of a drug"