Grand Theft Auto/Mafia/Borderlands/Yakuza Enthusiast
Looking for good dungeon crawlers/rpgs to sink time into.


"My god, this is good. It tastes just like chicken; but somehow more.. -err.. sentient."
(In reference to eating human ribs.)

"I know a place on the edge of red light district where we can lay low, but my hands are all messed up, so you better drive brother."

"Nothing drives down real estate prices like a good old fashioned gang war, apart from the outbreak of a plague, but that might be going too far in this case."

“I can ♥♥♥♥ on you from such a height, you’ll think god himself took a crap on you.”

"Kids like you. You expect heroes. We're fighting a war out there. I'll be a hero and I'll lose, and what'll we have? Communism in Ohio. People sharing. Nobody buying stuff. That kind of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. So relax, and listen."

"You know Ken, this could be the beginning of a beautiful business relationship. I mean, you're a conniving, back-stabbing, two-bit thief. And I'm a convicted, psychotic killer and drug dealer!"


(Donald Love is probably one of Rockstar's best characters hands-down.)