I imagine there is a man waiting around every corner waiting to suplex you, but instead you got pinned down in an alley by 3 white guys trying to sell you insurance

i might touch you

This is Prince Harry. I lost your number when I was killing the Taliban in Afghanistan, but your friend Barret gave me the address of your Steam account. I wanted to ask if you could help me get the cocaine and mushrooms again?

bro i just won a tendency can you believe it

Homer The Gay

EIGHT TEE GEE

theres nothing better than a nice cup of shut the ♥♥♥♥ up

the only ♥♥♥♥♥ i get is in my profile pic

You humour me greatly with your arrogance and contempt

i hope a sleep paralysis demon comes and licks the grape jelly off yo toes ♥♥♥♥♥

sign up for DML!

Joe Mama

at one point in my life i looked at you thought you were a great guy, i was sadly mistaken as you turned out to the most most hideous, ugly, selfish, low-down hating guy i ever met. i mean who would like any of those things right? and that's what made you a great guy instead..

concha su madre

I am from the central african republic get it right!!!

dumb brit

bet you got excited over having a notification, but the jokes on you, its just me calling you a
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I have found my way into your profile and i shall make it my new home , i will lay some eggs and make a nest of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Yeah, will be on later. I trimmed last week I thought. Leaving for a week on Monday just to let you know.