Recent reviews by Walbern

I used to play CS:GO to relax. Now I play CS2 to learn anger management.

• My bullets curve like they're trying to avoid the enemy out of guilt.
  
• Every time I queue up, my teammates are either aspiring philosophers ("Does winning even matter?") or failed magicians (they disappear when the round starts).

Every match starts the same:

• One Russian guy blasting hardbass in voice chat,
  
• Another screaming "cyka blyat" every time I miss a shot (which is often),
  
• And me, wondering if my teammates are bots or just sponsored by vodka.

Meanwhile, VAC is on permanent vacation. I watched a guy BHOP through a smoke, 360 headshot three people, plant the bomb, and order a pizza — and VAC gave him a hug and a performance bonus.

Every time I report someone, VAC replies with "Thank you, comrade" and proceeds to do nothing except crash my game.

The only thing more unstable than the servers is my mental state after 3 hours in matchmaking.

If you love chaos, betrayal, and yelling at your monitor in three languages, this game is for you.
If not... play Tetris. At least the Russians are friendly there.