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me is biggest stalkers fan me has always been stalkres fan me peeordered the most aspensive edition like me always do becasue me is a f-ing mug

120 lies told today millstone earned today

wait a minnit. . ...,,. . .................,,!., why my screenshits no full of me showin oof latest gam that me was blabbing about .?. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm "wired" i mean i do love to brag and show off my screenshits sooo somthin must be wrong maybe me cant run it but i did need to "preorder" cuz devs need eat too and if you no be wingmens and preorder gams or do support buys for stupidshit then you not real "gammer" like me anwyways me need go repeats latest cool meme wordsies that i herd and go look at guyde for were find a dipshitfish in gam i buy just so i can show off my dipshitfish collection becus i need the atentshin and cant go a day without braginggs by dearhonbro "cockandbone"

you will see me lying on the floor

it was my first lie of the day and me think me done alltrite :3333333 it was a great lie if i do say so myself i will never go a day without spewing a lie or brag about something and i love it :333333333 i meet really stupid players who believe my lies and give me awards for being an insufferable douche and i did well it not a bad lie i have not went a second all day without lying or bragging to members of community who have taught me so many tips and advise on how to keep lying and bragging only thing i hate about lying is the people who call me out and the freaky gollum aliens that skitter away from my friends list and my brian is bullet proof cuz it size of a adam and so a slap them with lie after lie about how my wife and sister do exist and that me is a real grill XD really learning to hate truth and love the lie at same time

i personally have fallen in love with pretending to be my own sister and pretending i have a wife and daughters i am learning to enjoy

Such an inspiring and enlightening quote! However, I feel that this quote that I'm about to copy and paste, about 10.12345 seconds from now, straight from one of my favorite sites, amazinglyinspiringquotesbyidiotsforidiots.comb, is quite possibly, one of the most inspiring and enlightening quotes, since sliced bread, and I'm pretty sure that my brain cell count increased 10-fold after first reading it, and I believe it should be up on billboards across the universe so that it can inspire not only the beans, here on this planet, but also to help inspire all of the stars out there to go supernova, and to have little baby black holes, so that they can consume the universe, before The Big Captain Crunch comes out to play . .. ..., anyway, here is my favorite quote of all time.... . .

"on her i was proud to have called dead fox my friend but the difference between us is ....i didnt give up on her not once ...she gave up on me when i needed her the most as a friend and i admired her once she was a good friend and a good team member and someone i trusted on steam.. i looked out for her but she can just rot for all i care now as she turned her back on me some friend ....its ok as she is dead to me"" . - Lieopold II of Bragium 1865

Thanks for checking my profile. I agree, it IS lovely, isn't it!?

also it is still my outhouse looser XD

your just a looser who mad becasue im am flooint in japan yes i said it im am flooint in japan not yuo see i will shoe you rite now see my epic crushing gaint flooint skill that genji taut me-ni hao konichwa tsunami kawai sushi senpie oppa gangnam anime otaku-see you dont know what i said beacuse im am the flooint one not yuo an i no use translater ether like you so who is the looser ginger step child whoshit his pants now huh also im am the one who is frineds with tim not you tim will be visit me so we can play dickturd an i am not sure what to start as on launch day a bragger would be fun but my heart is mostly set to liar at this point, the devs really got me hyped with the bootlicker also cockroach milk is not a "thug drink" it is ackshully a supperfood that the working class drink an i drink it daily an that is why my iqs is -170 an why im am so fabulous dear "kidney and stone" +rep

did i mention that i cant wait for tim to come so i can play dickturd with tim when tim comes

hay tanks for remind me of wen tim will be coming so we can play dickturd im am raely lookin forward to play it with my frineds an my wife an kids that exist ownly in my head i real hope tat their is many epic derpfisch in dickturd becasue i olny really play gams so i can find derpfisch an shoe them of to otthers an brag about how many derpfisch me has founded so yah i epicly hope that their are many epic gaint epicly epic derpfisch in my soon to be favourete gam dickturd that i will be playing when tim comes

yuo just jellos that u is not me who is best gaint mushrum an punkin bilder an derpfisch eg colecter an bragger an liar an dev bootlicker an gam grinder

i am looking forward to playing Dickturd in lietember with my non-existent sisters and imaginary daughters. aslo i want reach 9000 derpfisch bragster egs millstones.

o no i think stairshop toopers elopeded with my angxietey

now the liars of bragtard are calling me out for being a lying piece of sh*t xB "lie"

i kunt weight for the gam to cuum oot i want to wok the halls of a brag city as a liar, i want to mash potatos like a gaint liar mashs a potato.

me so hype, i waiting for lunch, i want eat some allen butt :8

aslo me is a teller of lies and a bragger of brags

- tanks for all of teh atenshen everone mary crimis -

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honk smosh

i hope everyone has a brag-filled hallieoween like me this year .

my first game console was a "sega genemegasupersaturdreamninfamijagboxswitchtendowiicastcubestation 364"

liar is my name and liaring is my game

liars gonna lie

- Bragfish lies! -

life's a bragwalk full of lies

How DARE YOU bring such blasphemous filth to my attention! Disgusting!

lies are epic
pretending to be a gril is epic
wanting constant attention and praise is epic
supporting and arguing for filthy business practices is epic
being a sh*tty filthy f*cking lying hypocritical piece of sh*t c*ntbag is epic

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i walk through the ashes of my smashes. .. .. . and my compooter taht i tried to run a certin gam on to bad me cant take 1205941830941574109283129034820594123109284219083 scranshits of it an let everone no that it be me 2th 3th 4rd 5st 6nd 7st 8rd 9nd 10st 11st 12nd 13rd 14st 15nd 16rd 17st 18nd 19rd 20st 21th 22rd 23nd day excetra an see how fugly my caractor is an all of teh bear things an gaints i tell to stay down an all of the thnigs me get teachededed o well me juts play otter gam and atemp to show of teh poolets and itams me get and hop me frineds pay atenshon to me pweeze pay atenshon to me an beleive my lies an olny comant on my profil becus me comant on youres frist in an atemp to get your to praze me yes me is reel gril so pweeze notice me and praze me +rep epic 3>

(future goals i cant do at moment)
injoy trying to play a certin gam when it come out that wil hopfuly make me compooter burts in flams and ingolf me an everone thta live in empti space in me heed were me brian shod be - i pre-order it so i'm waiting

"Whose outhouse? My outhouse!!!" -

np your most walcum for all the lies iv told an will cunitinu to tell i am glad my lies helped you lie to

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hi grils an bois i got a fk2 gams nihgt on wensday i will be inventing poeeple so if eneoen wan join in your walcum an if your has aney achive's's's your loking for pls dont let me no an id no be happy too heelep your get tem cuz me rely no not care me olny act lik me car fore atenson so no fel frreer to aks ok know harem in that id no be harpy to healp were i can v ^^ V

- it's my fav lie -

live for the lying end with the lies.

i am currently balancing lying with lying and lying so my lying is limited on steam lately, i'm a little liar but i will always be a liar on steam when i can. .

ty deer i was lying alot laitely but i am recuntering and doing even more lying ty for listening to and falling for my lies in i heop your also doing alot of lying also also aslo lying also also :33333333

I hope you're lying terribly! V^

Such a dumbass Liar and super Fake :6 8> -rep

Bad liar 3>

The worst liar I've ever see before, who won't tell me the truth)
- rep)

-Rep a bad liar and most importantly a massive liar! :3

Thanks for the terrible lies! ):

-rep, such a liar