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1.6 hrs on record
Overall, very excellent! I hope when the final version comes out, enemies don't immediately respawn when you leave the room. Works in Super Metroid where enemies die quickly, but not in a game where combat is more active.
Posted 1 April.
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1 person found this review helpful
15.0 hrs on record (10.0 hrs at review time)
Very fun! On the easy side compared to most roguelikes, but a blast if you love 3D platformers as much as I do.
Posted 11 November, 2025. Last edited 28 November, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
5.6 hrs on record (5.4 hrs at review time)
Absolutely excellent! Feels like the first "The world is literally alive" stories that significant thought put into it, like scientists constantly monitoring all of its internal organs and 24/7 guards watching its heart.
The 4 playable characters are also balanced against each other perfectly, none feeling stronger or weaker than the others.
Excellent character designs too.

The complaints I have is that the fast travel system being a loop of blood vessels, while a cool idea, means that each tube only goes one way, and sometimes you can end up on the wrong side of the area you were trying to get to, necessitating a lot of walking. Also, tuning the damage received from enemies down a bit would be appreciated when there's no way to heal on command. Overall, a solid 9/10
Posted 23 August, 2025.
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20 people found this review helpful
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4.9 hrs on record
I feel so... nothing having finished it. Very generic dystopia story but with robots & robot police instead of humans and robot police. Except the robots act exactly like humans, down to having parents. The cat feels like a cat for the first 20 minutes, until you get your drone partner and suddenly the cat can understand English well enough to perform exactly what any given robot requests. There's not enough idle cat behavior like grooming themselves to sell me on feeling like a cat either. The meow button doesn't vary either duration or intensity, so it feels very artificial, robotic even.

As said at the beginning, I don't dislike this game. I don't like this game. I feel nothing toward it at all. As such, I can't recommend you buy it.
Posted 22 February, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
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9.8 hrs on record (9.7 hrs at review time)
This is an exceptionally cozy feeling game. Every character is the most kissable design I've seen in any media. However, the controls make the game feel less than enjoyable to play. The problem is that it does not have analog stick support, rather it emulates a d-pad. I grew up with Mario 64 DS, I'm aware it can be done well, but this is not a great implementation of it. Mario 64 DS smooths between directions, while this game simply locks you instantly to 1 of 8 directions. It'd be worth $15 or so for all the nice character designs, but not $25 without adding analog stick support.
It's frustrating that such a cozy experience is held back by the lack of such a basic feature.
Posted 21 February, 2024.
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4.6 hrs on record
Fantastic puzzles and story addendum to Portal
Posted 7 January, 2024.
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3.9 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
Short, but good. Feels a bit like the Freedom planet interpretation of classic sonic brought into 3D, although I haven't played Freedom Planet recently. $5 is undercharging for it tbh
Posted 30 December, 2023.
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11.0 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
I don't care that there's no map, getting lost means I get to spend more time on the schmoovement
Posted 26 November, 2023.
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12 people found this review helpful
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2.4 hrs on record
The story of how the game was created is more interesting than the game itself. The VR will absolutely make you feel sick, and the gameplay was incredibly basic, being mostly walking around and talking to npcs. A neat graphical trick does not a good game make.
Posted 27 July, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
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1.7 hrs on record
no reason to be in vr
Posted 9 July, 2023.
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