thanksgiving time🕐 to gobble 👏 gobble 👏 gobble 👏 on a big ol😜😜 ♥♥♥♥ 👌💋. back in 1⃣4⃣9⃣2⃣, our main ♥♥♥♥♥ 💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty 👙👠 pilgrims 🏊🏊 had to 💦💦♥♥♥💦💦 to America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search for new ♥♥♥♥♥ to suck 🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1⃣0⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or you won’t get any 💦 gravy 💦 this year. Get 5⃣ back and you’re a mashed potato hoe 😟. get 1⃣0⃣ back and you’re a sexy stuffing slut 😽😽. Happy ♥♥♥♥ 🐓 gobbling 👄 thursday 👌

Hold on, bucko. 😤 Did you just try to troll me? Well, NEWS FLASH BUD!!! I was JOKING!!!! 😂😂 You can't troll me, you idiot. Alright, listen. I know not to feed the trolls 😏, so I'll keep this short:

♥♥♥♥ you. I hate everything about you. Internet "trolls" disgust me 🤮. Trolling is NOT allowed here, okay bud? 🙄 You need to stop. If you think you got me or made me mad, GUESS WHAT?? You're dealing with a level 7 social media INFLUENCER 😎😎. You can't even begin to match my power. You are an ant and I am the anteater. 😤

I bet you sleep in your gamer chair, you fat idiot. 😂 All day, you just TROLL people on the internet. This is bullying 😡. Stop it. NOW. You try to make people look bad on the internet, but look at yourself, buddy!! 🤪😂. I'm making such a fool out of YOU!!! 😎👏

YOU. ME. GAS STATION.
What are we getting for dinner?
Sushi of course. Uh oh, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi,
we black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish; horny fish.
You know what that means.
Fish orgy, the stench draws in a bear. What are we gonna do?
We're gonna fight it.
BEAR FIGHT. BEAR HANDED. BEAR naked? oh yes, please.
We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. then we ride into a chuck-e-cheese,
dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? uh, I think so.
next thing you know, i'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ.
Then i turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out which i didn't know you could do, then i smoked a joint.
Greened-out, then i turned into the sun. uh oh, looks like the meth is kicking in

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That's right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! 🤪🤪Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth,🚩🚩 I'm gonna go higher.⬆️ I'm pissing on the MOON🌚! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!🤑🤑🤑
You have 23 hours before the piss DRRRROPLLLETS ⤵️hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Earth!⤵️ Now get out of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sight👁️👁️, before I piss on you too!🍆

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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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