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2.8 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
Not my type of game but damn I love this game. It's addictive and I've gotten a few people hooked
Reviewer's PC Specs:
Windows 11
AMD Ryzen Z1 Extreme - RAM: 12 GB
AMD Radeon Graphics - VRAM: 4 GB
Posted 14 April.
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4 people found this review helpful
8.4 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
The worst game ever rereleased. If you're playing this game in 2024 you should headbutt an axe
Posted 4 May, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
11.0 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I like Squad, I like Battlefield 1. This takes them both and creates a stable and healthy child.
This blends aspects that are so satisfying about Battlefield 1: Fast paced, squad spawn, vehicle spawn, objective spawn, loadouts, cosmetics, easily identifiable teammates, spotting, Big team battle, progression, hit markers, damage info, kill and death info, nice maps, voting system, player info, create parties ect.
It adds features and aspects from Squad that made it so popular: Realistic damage, comprehensive local, squad and leader VoIP, leader support call-ins, big detailed multilevel maps, bleeding, can drag bodies, base building, multiple roles, even bigger team battle, aspects of milsim, ect.
This isn't complete without the additions being: Rappelling, 200+ player servers, local chat open to enemies, voting for night or day on every map, comprehensive map feedback upon the end of each game, simple unturned-like artstyle with enough detail to immerse the player, heavily gameplay focused development, active player base, ect

If I could change things, I would nerf Kriss vector or just remove it entirely, it's stupidly overpowered, you can kill other that are over 50m away with a couple shots. It's an incredible buzz kill when some random guy haphazardly sprays a couple bullets and you instantly wind up dead. Majority of the community dislikes the Kriss Vector. It's like the hellriegel from bf1, purely annoying and even more annoying is that I don't like using guns that annoy me.
Posted 24 July, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
122.2 hrs on record (81.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Masterpiece 9/10
If I had money as a kid, my hours would easily be 300+, I watched this game grow from late 2017. I chronically played this game.
Would give 10/10 but I am a mechanic now and I blame this game. Although I still enjoy it and I build the car in one sitting just from what I learnt in my apprenticeship.
Posted 13 July, 2023.
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151.1 hrs on record (43.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I get back onto this game and become a zombie for days trying to be the most versatile company with the biggest monopoly. Incredibly in-depth capitalist simulator. I love it. There so much u can do and no game is the same as the last. Devs are always adding more content too. It's like Christmas when there's a major update
Posted 24 November, 2022.
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27.4 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
Really cool game that is always up to date with the latest releases. Really fun to build your own computer and then plan how you will upgrade it. Bought it for my friend so they learn how to build computers and do basic diagnostics
Posted 26 November, 2020.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
142.6 hrs on record (9.6 hrs at review time)
Halo CE: is absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trash, campaign sounds are broken, shaders and graphics are broken, AI dodges your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crosshair for god sake all the time, 100%, multiplayer ping is terrible, spawns are so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded they make no sense at all, game randomly crashes and you get banned for it, voice chat doesn't exist, no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blood gulch in social games!!!! (turns out there is but you have to go through the dumbass menu's to find it. Meaning most players don't even know it exists!!!)

Halo Reach: Enemies are OP and shots are unresponsive in campaign, crashing, co-op latency is the worst, multiplayer latency is mentally painful and my ping is 12ms when im on East Australian ffs, always put in Asian servers, progression system isn't even a progression system and they say they will add more but they won't.

MCC: The menu is a literal copy of the Xbox, buttons are unresponsive and don't look like buttons, UI is just blatantly slapped together, buttons are slapped on there and don't blend, some don't even do anything, the chat box is broken; disappearing when you click it and not showing full messages. Overall UI is poor.

4/10 - 343i lied to our faces, the game/games are not ready and they're being ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ out in a pathetic effort, major bugs ARE NOT BEING FIXED, the game still doesn't even have forge, nor theatre or local split screen. This is purely a half assed port, a direct copy of an amazing game series. Would be 10/10 if they actually made a proper port. This game is my childhood and they ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it up.

NEVER AGAIN SHOULD YOU GET YOUR HOPES UP AGAIN FOR 343i, they failed, they did ok, they lied and than they failed again. Any criticism towards 343 leads to a ban or removal. Bring sabretooth back, they did a better job on Eldwrito than these pricks at 343
Posted 2 April, 2020. Last edited 2 April, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.5 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
A very nice cute little escape from reality!
Posted 2 December, 2019.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
407.8 hrs on record (22.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
28/07/2022
EAC does not belong in this game. Exploiters will find ways around this terrible anti cheat while regular people who use mods for QOL improvements will be punished. This game has grown a great community. These changes are only going to damage it

2020
EDIT: I would like to see an account upgrade that grants you more than 16 avatar favourites

2019
Very good game with lots of things to do... Even if you're socially awkward and quiet.
Have a few issues though. I get insane lag in the vr version when I open up the steam vr menu mid game. It makes it absolutely unplayable and I don't know if steam vr needs to fix it or if VRChat do. When I open the steam vr menu again, the game seems to run perfectly fine in the background. But when I get back in it is so bad that the tracking glitches everywhere, the FOV doesn't load properly when you look around, you can see the fov stuck in the frame as a black circle appears. Of course a simple restart of the game works most the time.
Posted 2 November, 2019. Last edited 29 July, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
6.2 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Each year they bring out updates and refreshes of the game. Although it's the same none the less and they still have no Australian Lines. In fact it's the same things from 7 years back. Only new things are dlc that cost more than the game itself
Posted 22 October, 2019.
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