NSFW?? Ok hear me out. Due to gravitation time dilation, your upper body is technically older then your lower body due to Gravitational Time Dilation. Gravitational Time Dilation the effect gravity has on time. The lower the gravitational potential, the faster time is. Knowing this, because your ♥♥♥♥ has more gravitational potential then your head, your head is older then your ♥♥♥♥ (by like less then a millionth of a nanosecond but that doesn’t matter). So if you were sucking your own ♥♥♥♥ while you turned 18, your head would age first. This means your 18 year old head would be sucking you 17 year old ♥♥♥♥. Thank you for listening to my TED Talk

talking big but your waters so shallow
just like his whole body, empty, HELLO
youre lucky ive got the sewers in the kitchen
got some duck, some rabit and chicken
i got you drenched just like the water on my ballsack
you think youre so hard
you put the diss on me from the pewdiepie
so freckles, (stutter)
YOURE JUST A MASSIVE GOON
you make me seem like gingery but i got past his soul
GOT LESS PRESENTS THAN MY UNCLE JASPAR
and now im getting off prep this is a disaster
(stutter) cos i am the commander

My ♥♥♥♥ don't stand like a fat kid in PE
The only time it's active's when I'm in the bathroom peeing
I'm like a Nazi with a broken arm (why?)
I couldn't get it up even if my life depended on it
You can find me in the bathroom trying
Tugging on my balls in the stall straight crying
I think I'm dying cause I'm limper than bizkit
At Christmas a large hard ♥♥♥♥ is on my wish list
(Eww!)
My ♥♥♥♥ is so small these haters on my balls
Couldn't elevate to the next level so ♥♥♥♥ y'all
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I limp around like polio
Like okey dokey yo my ♥♥♥♥ ain't lying like Pinocchio
Sorry, Geppetto, how could anybody pull strings
This puppet ain't even made of WOOD (ha-haaa)
Yeah I guess I'm trying to say it like this
If you want respect then hop off my ♥♥♥♥
-lyrics from 'erectile dysfunction' by filthy frank <3

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/ づ ~ ♡︎ send nudes! ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

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