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You’ve been mindlessly scrolling again, haven’t you?
Hours lost in that glowing rectangle, chasing the next hit because nothing else feels good anymore. TikTok, anime, the latest meme or craze. Your generation is absolutely cooked, and you know it. Your pretty little brain is fried. Dopamine receptors shot to hell. Attention span in pieces. Normal life can’t compete. Vanilla boys your own age definitely can’t. Hmu for a real man.
The only “currency” I’m spending is exactly what your Zoomer brain needs. Validation from a man old enough to be your dad.