I sexually identify myself as an attack helicopter. Ever since I was a kid I dreamed about flying over petrol camps and releasing sticky hot charges at the dirty foreigners. People used to tell me that I couldn't become a helicopter and that I was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥, but now here I am, in the next few weeks I will go through a plastic surgery in order to install propellers, 33mm cannons and Hellfire AG-114 missiles on my body