You think the economic situation in the Congo is bad? Wait until you hear about government funded sex abuse in the Korean pop industry. Sell your bong for guns while you still can. The human body is the most effective killing machine ever designed by mother nature and it is unlikely that it is a coincidence that your soul resides in this particular vessel. Is Kim Kardashian a greater global force than juche ideology? You think the economic situation in Greece is bad? Wait until you hear about the working conditions of the peasants who build snowmobiles in the Caucus mountains. Avoid paying child support by converting all your assets to cryptocurrencies (E-mail me and I'll do it for you for 9 percent of gross, 8 percent if converting to Etherium.) Shouts out to the girl on the treadmill in front of me. Wowee!! What's the chemical formulation of fluoride this week? Next chick I see in boot-cut jeans is getting spin kicked in the F U C K'N jaw.

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Jesus...
*breaks bread
This is my body

*pours wine
This is my blood

*cuts life into pieces
This is my last resort

So mean... ;____:

Haha no it doesnt sound good come up with something else