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He only emerges once a week, carrying soda bottles filled with human excrement, which he leaves just outside his door. He refuses to leave the house, speak to me, or even acknowledge my presence. I’ve tried everything, but nothing seems to work. When I turned off the WiFi, he managed to pay someone in Ore to park a satellite WiFi truck outside our house. Attempting to take away his computer leads to an uncontrollable tard rage where he repeatedly screams, “KYZ ♥♥♥♥ , KYZ ♥♥♥♥ , KYZ ♥♥♥♥ " until he gets it back.
I’ve called the Internet police, but they say there’s nothing they can do. Please bring me back my son.
The listing follows
- 1x Monster Horse♥♥♥♥♥♥♥(12') £89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor ♥♥♥♥♥ 9 £12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (XXXS) £24.45
- 5x Bananas £7.00
- 5x Cucumbers £4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml £19.99
- 1x Next day shipping £45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)
- 1x OxyClean Bleach 69L £69.99
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