Recent reviews by VerySlowTurtle

good game, mid boss fights, last boss L.

sent my testosterone through the roof

I mean it just wasn't that fun, the visual were extremely good but the gameplay was extremely boring, the tasks were like they were from among us. Not worth $12 or even the $6 on sale.

Overall a fun experience, especially with friends. The gameplay was fun and the story was enjoyable, though the game was riddled some borderline game-breaking bugs. The combat was slightly repetitive and the easily cheesed, but the game was still great. I ate a man and regret nothing. A very accurate representation of Detroit. Overall 7.5/10, I would wait for a sale when it costs $5-$10, definitely much more fun with friends.

Yes, the game is short, but its a dollar and there are funny mushrooms cats that get happy when you give them a hat! 11/10

Masterpiece

WARNING: may enlarge penis

Still don't know how to play. 10/10

this game be like "bop be bam boo boo" then i get killed by a rock. 10/10

Can't date Pam. 0/10