The finest.

She wears high heels,
I wear sneakers.
She's cheer captain,
And I'm on the bleachers.
Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find
That what you're looking for has been here the whole time.

If you could see
That I'm the one
Who understands you,
Been here all along.
So, why can't you see
You belong with me.

Standing by and waiting at your backdoor.
All this time how could you not know, baby?
You belong with me,
You belong with me.

[Instrumental]

+rep bloody good Aussie <3

+rep kinda cringe dh waiter and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hits through windows like nobodies business

-rep Just slugs until death in DbD to win

Here's a song that always reminds me of you when I listen to it!
https://youtu.be/86MwK3TT9og

Ruined by yours truely...
Sorry to make you cry :D

If your wondering how i got this name everyone was saying "we need a minipewdiepie" so i thought since i eat pies at tuckshop at school and i have the nickname mini man i thought MINIPIE! so i made an account it got hacked so im back :)

If your wondering how i got this name everyone was saying "we need a minipewdiepie" so i thought since i eat pies at tuckshop at school and i have the nickname mini man i thought MINIPIE! so i made an account it got hacked so im back :)

If your wondering how i got this name everyone was saying "we need a minipewdiepie" so i thought since i eat pies at tuckshop at school and i have the nickname mini man i thought MINIPIE! so i made an account it got hacked so im back :)

If your wondering how i got this name everyone was saying "we need a minipewdiepie" so i thought since i eat pies at tuckshop at school and i have the nickname mini man i thought MINIPIE! so i made an account it got hacked so im back :)

If your wondering how i got this name everyone was saying "we need a minipewdiepie" so i thought since i eat pies at tuckshop at school and i have the nickname mini man i thought MINIPIE! so i made an account it got hacked so im back :)

If your wondering how i got this name everyone was saying "we need a minipewdiepie" so i thought since i eat pies at tuckshop at school and i have the nickname mini man i thought MINIPIE! so i made an account it got hacked so im back :)

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kumbaya my lord, kumbayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

First comment of the decade ♥♥♥♥ everyone else who comments after this hahaha.

And I walked up to my car. And they had str- in those used to remember they had a straight razor you'd bang 'em on the curb, get 'em rusty, put 'em in the rain barrel, get 'em rusty? And I looked at him, but I was smart, then. I said first of all I said, when I tell you to get off the board you get off the board and I'll kick you out again but I shouldn't have called you, Esther Williams, and I apologize for that. But I didn't know that apology was gonna work. He said "You apologize to me?" I said I apologize for what I- not for throwing you out, but I apologize for what I said. And he said, OK, closed the straight razor, and my heart began to beat again.

And I said "what am I gonna do" he said "come down here in the basement where mechanics where where all the pool fuh fuh filter is. You know the chain, used to be a chain that went across that deep end. And he cut off a six foot length of chain he folded it up he says you walk out, with that chain, and you walk to the car and you say you may cut me man but I'm gonna wrap this chain around your head. I said you're kiddin' me. No he said if you don't, don't come back and he was right. So I walked out with the chain.

And so he was up on the board wouldn't listen to me so I said "HEY Esther, you" (crooks finger) off the board right now or I'll come up and drag you off. Well he came off, and he said "I'll meet you outside," my car, this was mostly, these were all public housing behind you. My car there was a gate out here, I parked my car outside the gate, and I, he said "I'll be waiting for you," he was waiting merr there were three guys with straight razors (raises his hand) not a joke! There's a guy named Bill Wrightmous (sp?) the only white guy and he did ALLLLL the pools, he was the mechanic

I learned a lot. And I learned that, uhh, it makes a difference. This was the diving board area and I was one of the guards and they weren't allowd to uh - it was a three meter board. If you fell off sideways you landed on the damn uh darn cement over there! (laughs) And Corn Pop was a bad dude. And he ran a bunch of bad boys. And I did ya he and back in those days, to show how things have changed, one of the things you had to use if you used pomade in your hair you had to wear a bathing cap. .

Nice comments pu$$y.

When are we going to play and sing in VRChat again? :(

Vai vai, vai pra Aruanda
Vem vem, vem de Luanda
Deixa tudo que é triste
Vai vai, vai vai pra Aruanda

There's a land, Aruanda
Diamond sand, Aruanda
Silver stars on the hill top
Take me to Aruanda

If your wondering how i got this name everyone was saying "we need a minipewdiepie" so i thought since i eat pies at tuckshop at school and i have the nickname mini man i thought MINIPIE! so i made an account it got hacked so im back :)

If your wondering how i got this name everyone was saying "we need a minipewdiepie" so i thought since i eat pies at tuckshop at school and i have the nickname mini man i thought MINIPIE! so i made an account it got hacked so im back :)

If your wondering how i got this name everyone was saying "we need a minipewdiepie" so i thought since i eat pies at tuckshop at school and i have the nickname mini man i thought MINIPIE! so i made an account it got hacked so im back :)

If your wondering how i got this name everyone was saying "we need a minipewdiepie" so i thought since i eat pies at tuckshop at school and i have the nickname mini man i thought MINIPIE! so i made an account it got hacked so im back :)

If your wondering how i got this name everyone was saying "we need a minipewdiepie" so i thought since i eat pies at tuckshop at school and i have the nickname mini man i thought MINIPIE! so i made an account it got hacked so im back :)

i heard she lives somewhere in the us
we should find out and stalk her >:)

yeah like, i know she's old and probs doesn't think of ever performing again but she could at least put an end to that hiatus, it's been like, more than a decade! her last release was in 2002 or something :(

ikr, she's so pretty!!! been re-listening to her songs lately
a real queen, hard to believe she's already 79 though :(

JAJAJAJAJAJA DALE BRASILEÑOS DE MIERDA SOPA DE MACACOOOO
7X1
LA CONCHA DE TU MADRE
PEDASO DE VIRGEN

My wife is an endogenic 2yo syskid fulltime and polyamorous. Because i wasnt meeting her needs she got a daddy-dom (who is an african migrant) and she accidentally got pregnant because they were not using protection (i convinced her that we should keep the baby) but it turned out he was born HIV+ because my wifes daddy-dom hid that he was HIV+ because of the stigma (we forgive him and his still my wifes daddy-dom). My wife is a free spirit so i stayed at home to raise my wifes son and we found out later that he also is Neurodivergent with autism, bpd and is a nonbinary transhender. He hates me now because we had an argument where he said that ill never be his father, so i said that im more of a father to him than my wifes daddy-dom (who never visits him) so he cried and attempted suicide and i feel really bad because ive now ruined my relationship with my wifes son, he will never talk to me again.

lol have a cry ♥♥♥♥♥

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Northern Brazilian here. I've never eaten monkey soup, but I've eaten turtle soup, turu (a maggot), and ant farinha (kind of ants mixed with fried shredded manioc). It was all pretty good too.
What I've heard is that monkey soup tastes pretty good, but the cook has to be pretty tough emotionally, because the monkey feels like a little child when you're holding it.

Sopa de macaco, uma delícia.

Guys, I'm shaking. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shaking.

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Ada. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. The pantyhose. It honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring.

I'd do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING for the chance to get Ada pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't honestly is quite honestly too much to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bear. Why would Capcom create something so perfect? To ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tantalize us? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laugh in our faces?!

Honestly guys, I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't anymore. ♥♥♥♥.

I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my♥♥♥♥♥in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.

Eventually I scammed this guy out of $1600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 50 games on steam.

11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when he flew to visit, and didn't even mind sucking♥♥♥♥♥♥ My name is on all his checking accounts now.

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-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great csgo and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard penus push against my leg. I punched him and then 2 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

Nah, I'm first.

First for 2019 <3

I have practiced Muay thai for 8 years and after a clean 14-0 I went to BJJ, stopped at brown belt and after 5 consecutive swedish submission wrestling tournament wins at 1st and 2nd place. I started practicing MMA, been doing it for about 6 years now and I already got 17-1 as a record, that one loss was even by DQ (kick to the back of the head while kneeling). Be careful of who you say that♥♥♥♥♥♥to, considering that I could knock/choke you and everyone you know clean out.