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Can you turn the oven off for me I forgot

you get that one from reddit

Did you hear about the gorilla that killed his divorced wife by throwing her off a cliff? It was an Ape Ex Ledge End.

Goodbye Coast Guardian™

Has a weird toe fetish, likes to dip them in mayo.

that I did

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so like you arent ok and im here to make sure the orange juice is delivered to the right house? i need your id before you can buy those matzos for the mosque so please check with me or another flight attended before exiting maam

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