Recent reviews by Variodyn ദ്ദി◝ ⩊ ◜

I like these type of games alot, do note that if you want to play this you will be one patch away of an aneurysm because it is far from finished.
The "idea" (like alot of reviews here state) is fantastic but there is a limit to what you can do till so far, i recommend anyone to buy this game or at least support the dev, i play this game alot i am already endgame since i have exoskeletons crops etc, the only thing i still need to go out for is water but somehow i still keep playing upgrading my bunker and battery room (incl backup generators).

Instead of your regular "baby - casual - gamer - nightmare" mode i would love to see a more advanced world creation menu where you can choose:
- Usable furniture items deteriorate (None to fast).
* also that food can expire (None to fast).
- A disease system which for example halves your stats like hunger thirst or boosts your insanity, you have to craft or find certain cures to fix this and/or have a permanent handicap option for this (for the true comp gamers).
- Resource system where you find alot to almost none (or only find broken/incomplete things).
- Obviously some sort of creative / standard gamemode.
- Limb damage so you can't use a rifle when your arm is broken or have less speed and carry capacity when your legs are damaged.
- Ghouls in the bunker can spawn at random instead of a standard amount remaining static unless provoked.
- Zombies spawn in any map (not sure if i would like to have them in the bunker as well).
* Or maybe an option where you can choose which enemies spawn on which maps idk
* I would immediately turn off the lobsters it is too goofy for me and they cost me too much ammo.
- Radiation option from (none to way too freaking much radiation everywhere!!!).
- Economy in Sirzez is either static or selling for example too many carrots will lower the value so you have to keep alternating between crops / junk.

Also i would like it alot if you could use cables more then once it is pretty annoying having a switcher to a splitter takes up an entire roll even though the distance is 1 meter.

Don't let my ingame hours on steam fool you, my xfire account was on fire back in the day but as of now i am a casual and this rant is probably only because i dared to play into the breach online a few times.

Yes i own this game twice because i couldn't find my cd.. And all the dawn of war games were pretty cheap during some kind of promotion, the campaign is fantastic but only if you play chaos because khorne bezerkers.. duhh..
After losing you entire infantry to basilisk fire you can spam more infantry and send them into the grave which for me.. Well it doesn't get more 40k then that!

I recommend to ignore pop caps and be a real man because real man play with the no-limit mod, after you have witnessed the true worth of defilers good luck against fifty of them the trick of this is to accumulate so much garbage on the field that your enemies (who guaranteed 100% won't have enough memory to support those kinds of tom foolery) will experience so much lag by the time they finally can move you already took everything it's puny race had to offer.

The army painter is.. Well... I mean.. Let's just say 9 out of 10 players are probably color blind and high of hobby glue. We best be lucky that the color pallet isn't very open and diverse because you could just #1B00FF with a dash of #ff0000 and nobody would want to play with you, fine i don't care i dont need friends they dissapoint me anyway.. What i do need is a daily dose of violence in close quarters and fast paced strategy and that is dawn of war, the maps aren't very big and first offenses will be within the first minute.

You can choose pretty much any race sci-fi has to offer:
The puppets of the corpse emperor
CHAOS THE TRUE RULER OF THE GALAXY (incl drugs) <3
Space elves
Space elves incl blood orgies
Orcs but better
Chinese no scopers
Robots???

And probably more whatever either read the lore to see what suits you best and then make the opposite choice this will be the only way for you to figure things out because i said so and i am probably a wise and trustworthy person.

It is a great game and runs pretty good on windows 10 and 11, for some reason i figured all of this out so now that i have informed you how about you give me a free copy of atomic heart huh??

Every night i wake up sweating because i am NOT playing this game, sleep is useless playing space marine until starvation is the only way to truly end the lingering pain of existence, the broken combat system does it all for me!
Remember kids exploiting is not cheating, you are just not tactful enough and you should go back to StAbLe GaMePlAy because this is space marine, so F*** you.

It has chainswords, explosions, big bulky men groaning and moaing while wearing huge sets of armor which makes you wonder "how would the insides of those suits smell after a long era of fighting the waaagh??".

Now don't take it from me because i HATE PvP i just play exterminatus because i am a racist xenophobe there is no need to fight each other if you can together, as a race, obliberate everything in the universe which does not abide to your standards.
Gameplay wise it's not hard to finish the campaign before your refund is due so at least try it out after that you may decide for yourself (because you are an individual who is allowed to make up his own choices) to start playing with the other chads on multiplayer.

The community is very lovely and everyone in there is very fond of my mother for some reason, anyway i digress fill your library with space marine and its extensive amount of useless DLC packs which should already be available ingame to begin with, thank your for your time and have a wonderfull life x

My nicotine addiction simulator is a new way of gaming and every penny i have wasted on this game during sale was almost worth it.

Do mind it is still not finished after 6 years of development so that means you can only harras your uncle to "borrow" his van as a form of transportation, there are also other ways you can buy beer but i don't suggest those because it involves either drowning or having to travel for 5h irl hours.
Also if you are not a fully licensed car mechanic amistech will refuse your money which saves you alot of frustration, so thank you for that!

After i came home from an amphetamine induced exprience i tried to remain sane, so eventually the only good thing i could find in this game is that you can vacuum out wells filled with strange waste and pay huge amounts of cash so you can build your own minecraft fortress consisting of only beer crates.
I dont know if i already mentioned it but you can also build a car, i haven't really done anything with it because i accidentally grilled some sausage and Unity decided it was better that the satsuma went AWOL by flying out of existence.

I give this game 20 out of the 21 cigarettes you can get out of a pack of smokes.
If you dont buy this game i will hunt your family down and force your mom to play castlevania!

There are alot of things i would wanna play during my so called "free time" and Fallout New Vegas isn't one of them.

From an uneducated perspective this game feels like a typical FPS but nothing is more deceiving, do mind that is has zero FPS properties besides the FP part because if your weapon skill (of choice) is below 99 somehow bullets will manage to take a 90 degree turns midway after you've precisely calculated your shot with a fully modded anti material rifle just so you can get butchered by some fella wielding an automated kitchen knive which will curse you on loading a quicksave you made 5 deathclaws ago.

I am still not very happy with the fact smokes are only a miscellaneous trading option so i need mods to actually help me being digitally addicted to nicotine, if i want lung cancer to be part of my already deformed irradiated body then i would suggest to the developer(s) to say: "stick it where the sun don't shine Human-Health&Safety".

You can do alot of things besides not shooting straight like join a faction, there are 3 factions which are:
- literally the United States of America
- Bisexuals with violently sadistic scatt Fetishes
- Becoming god of some kind of energy source (at least it is an eco friendly one)
There is also a fourth option which will force you to ruin the game so i won't be adding that one to the list (it is the NCR).

I highly suggest that you play this game and after you have overcome depression and acts of domestic violence you should totally try out the DLC's so you can finally get it all over with.

And if that wasn't enough to still your hunger for self harm the modding community is totally disturbingly broken and made specifically ONLY for weebs.

:D

Strutting about with my ♥♥♥♥ hanging out, got 3 snowballs and a bear chasing me down. Got butchered by a guy wearing bunny pyjama's, even Kenshi didn't bring me so many traumas.

11 out of 10 would recommend.

Battlefront II 2005, a hidden gem thanks to "Star Wars Battlefront II".

Don't hesitate to buy this awesome but broken game during a sale!
Mostly it runs smooth on windows 10 64x BUT don't be surprised if it doesn't work without "The Unofficial v1.3 Patch revision".

So maybee i am just being a little bit nostalgic but let me spare you the how games were better back in de day speech, it is a simple game with simple intentions and a great FPS with a very wide modding community.

Nice hack'n slasher for casual playing.
Don't have alot to say about it, only con i could find is that loading a game takes way too long sometimes (maybe like 4 out of 10 games).

Going to buy the DLC's before summersale is out.

First 17min ingame and i ended up crippled in the desert until some fancy looking cat started to nibble me to death, i am instantly addicted already have 19h on this game in 2 days.

Anyway no matter how far you get this game is unforgiving, you either recruit people to let them work till starvation in your research benches and/or let them mine resources and craft cool stuff from blueprints you found while being kicked in the dirt or you end up being a slave, or even better... being turned into a nice, warm coat!

Don't forget to put your enemies in cages for you know... Extra motivation..
To round it all up, you will need to watch YT tutorials on how/when/and what?? because you will throw your $ 300,- gaming chair through your parents house this game is hell itself and i love it!