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Vandeus

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Era uma noite, quase 11 horas da manhã, quando um surdo escutou um mudo a dizer que o cego viu um cabrao coxo a correr atrás de um carro parado, e ali perto a 100km, em um dia frio de 48º graus (Puta de frio) em que o sol brilhava naquela pálida noite, uma velha de 6 anos deitada de pé num banco de pedra feito de madeira dizia calada que preferia morrer do que perder a vida

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Mourinho Fan Club.

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last played on 27 Apr

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Porreiro

1 Aug, 2025 @ 12:38pm

-rep After a good game in csgo, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.

I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.

When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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6 Jul, 2025 @ 7:28pm

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Porreiro

6 Jul, 2025 @ 7:25pm

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Comely

7 Apr, 2025 @ 4:53am

Olha uma cena, ando a tentar responder à tua mensagem no chat mas não consigo, diz que estás offline. Enfim cenas da Steam... Sobre importação de produtos eróticos pelo Aliexpress, não te sei dizer, nunca comprei esse tipo de coisas. Só comprei pens e material desportivo. Não entendo nada sobre pénis elásticos de silicone e não sei se as cópias chinesas de pénis africanos são anti-alérgicas ou não. Não sei como te ajudar Desculpa! Vê no CustoJusto ou no Olx se tem alguma coisa..
Abraço

Porreiro

22 Mar, 2025 @ 3:55pm

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Porreiro

22 Mar, 2025 @ 3:54pm

homosexualidade é algo que deve ser respeitado. Seja compreensivo e mande esta mensagem a algum amigo seu que seja ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ .
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