Connor's vtol isn't his.: youre like a puppy playing with a dead bird

Sleeb Today at 9:33 PM
Scrolling through my photos is a monstrosity. It’s just d‎i‎c‎k pics, porn, and cat pictures

"I wanna pop my knuckles in your butthole..." - ßúllzÏ

Kasper Today at 1:09 PM
And no, its not a good idea to c‎o‎c‎k-chug rubbing alcohol.

✪Haze 28 minutes ago
ur and pedofile

solomoN50 Today at 5:00 PM
I guess putting “[LIVE ABORTION]” in the title of the video makes YouTube angry

Dima Today at 7:07 PM
I don't wanna get h‎a‎t‎e‎f‎u‎c‎k‎e‎d by someone on PCP and have my hips pulverized.

kobold enthusiast Today at 11:53 AM
so i check discord while eating breakfast and manage to see a picture of danny devito shoving his d‎i‎c‎k into a minion

"Some guy tried to tell me to ‎f‎u‎c‎k off, but he had a bunch of smegma in his mouth, so he sounded like a pigeon." - Kasper

"You can Cosby just about anything, at the end of the day." - Tragnyt

"It can violently and quickly invade your lungs." - Kasper

intestinal lining berry: im only trying to blow your legs off btw
intestinal lining berry: not kill you

"You people need to get injured more." - Tragnyt

"My pants are full of glue." - Krylia

"Snort the mic powder." - Kasper

[4:56 PM] Deyna:
ur smol
f‎u‎k‎e‎n
pocket violence

[in the context of weaponized dildos]
"Some of the things you know about scare me, and this is one of them." - solomon

"does your friend have a mind of his own, or is it attracted to your pheromones or something?" - Code

"I've never been so sad to eat mac and cheese before." - Suni

"It looks like a f‎u‎c‎k‎i‎n‎g meat hammer. Like the thing you beat a schnitzel with." - Schrödinger

"Get your fluffy a‎s‎s back here, I'm not done with you yet. Come back, fuel." - Suni

"If I get scared, I might have a child." - Tragnyt

"Wanna see me fit that egg up my ass?" - Suni

"I have like, a f‎u‎c‎k‎i‎n‎g moose knuckle in my swim trunks." - Code

"It's fine, I'm only wearing one severed face right now." - Trag

"I'm so happy, I made a child grinder." - Code

"Come here, b‎i‎t‎c‎h. You're mine. Get into the bucket." - Suni

"It is possible, but not medically advised, to have multiple skin." - Trag

"I wanted Lucky Charms, but we didn't have any milk, so I made a bacon sandwich and 3 alcoholic drinks out of frustration." - Sam

"The sausage dangle corrected my turn." - Trag

Servatus — 09/01/2022
its part of the design
the tool exists to fulfill a function
if that function is, zinger machine quality long distance hole punch, so be it

"It's like beating someone with a sock full of c‎u‎m." - Alex

"She's a f‎u‎c‎k‎i‎n‎g fictional meatflower!" - Vince

"You see something like that? You don't take risks. You take drugs." - Trag

"Let us fulfill our urges to throw molotovs at bureaucrats." - Vince

AI generated kobold — Today at 6:13 PM
i just finished war within while experiencing a war within
it bugged out
i got so angry i s‎h‎i‎t

"If Lee Harvey Oswald had aim like you, JFK would've served full term, a‎s‎shole." - My brother, from the next room over

"I bet you could dunk some balls." - Code

head click man — Today at 5:44 PM
you ever get so scared you s‎h‎i‎t your organs out of your a‎s‎s‎mouth

"They're so soggy, but they're so tasty smelling. I'm conflicted." - Suni

head click man — Yesterday at 11:15 AM
I'll send the guardian chicken out to tell em f‎u‎c‎k off his property if the s‎h‎i‎t stink follows

Kasper — Today at 2:27 PM
idea
real life mob grinder
find a highway at night, expell a single jar of peanut butter
come back in the morning
free meat.

TheHelten — Yesterday at 9:34 PM
I know if given the opportunity you'll fight to receive help at all. Or gifts. Or a decently made taco.

Kasper — 10/01/2023 12:30 PM
comedy is not a matter of consent.

"My taco leaked." - Tragnyt

SinTheMantis Today at 8:36 PM
I can even stretch my trunk to sniff my own a‎s‎s in vr

Starktale — Today at 11:43 PM
I still would rather not be feeling like i rimf‎u‎c‎ked a zombie to un-undeath and won

"Okay, hairball. Go be moist somewhere else." - Tragnyt

"I don't know how to feel, but I feel cheesecake." - Strelka

phara — Today at 3:49 AM
ill show you a picture of jar jar binks showing his anus, and then you'll change your mind

"I'm gonna f‎u‎c‎kin s‎h‎i‎t in Chad's yard." - brother

Starktale — 7/3/2024 5:54 PM
i'd rather go out tripping out so hard on a hellish cocktail of dmt, acid and amphetamines and resuscitate as a nightmare
but that's me

halv — 1/7/2025 4:07 AM
they look ready to take d‎i‎c‎k then they sprint at you like a half life 2 zombie laced with fentanyl

"He looks like Slenderman, but if he was a nutsack." - Brother

Starktale — 8/14/2024 5:03 AM
My life is concrete
A cement mixer spinning portland cement, cat feces and sand-gravel

"At least I'm calm when I kill and eat people." - Dub

"That's absolutely weird ‎f‎u‎c‎king behavior. Don't ‎f‎u‎c‎king do that." - My support agent

"You smell so buttery." - Moe

"I do want to see what the upper limit of monkies per second is." - Trag

"I'm gonna sneeze in your open mouth." - Kasper

"I will suck your c‎o‎c‎k right off for a dispell right now." - Trag

"The almond-y taste of cyanide is actually kinda tasty." - Moe