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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get this you are a very pretty girl and should be proud!
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Some guy came in and kissed me today

I was working my shift at Papa Johns pissed off because the closers left dough out all night and all we had was truck dough. Then this dude came in and timidly asked to order a stuff crust pepperoni which I begrudgingly obliged using semi frozen dough. I give him the pizza and everything seemed to be going ok until he came back an hour later grabbed me over the counter and started kissing me. I didn’t know what to do so I tried to pull away but he was holding me by the waist and I just melted and farted in his arms. Are the pizzas making our customers gay now ?