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Making a great argument for kickstarters and early access games, guys...

While watching my girlfriend play this game, I was constantly in one of a few states of mind.

1. *Snore*
2. The ♥♥♥♥ is going on!?
3. Yae plz ♥♥♥

There were a few entertaining bits... but no, this game's ♥♥♥♥. Wouldn't recommend. Not unless you want to get constantly sexually harassed by a creepy shota.

I bought this for my dating sim-loving girlfriend (mostly so I could watch, lel) and... Jesus Christ alive on the cross, the characters are unlikeable. We have bitchtits, who locks you out of the house, makes you a social reject for very little reason, and barely apologises for it (all before going back to insulting you)... we have the one who's boring, save for when she syphons a manga issue out of you by lying for no reason, even though she's supposed to be the 'nice' one... and then we have the one who's actually nice, but otherwise pretty dull. On top of all this, they creep me the hell out while they bob around and hump the air with their creepy stares.

Seriously, what's the point? The main character's too much of a doormat to really stick up for himself, and all he does is keep moaning about how Japan isn't exactly like he dreamed of it being (though to the game's credit, he isn't boring, at least. Unlike some games.) The anime clichés don't help either, like the ol': "Whoops, I touched her boob lol!" "Wahhh, hentaiiii! *slap", or the best one of them all, the classic: "I need to go into the bathroom! :D" *Naked girls who didn't lock the door are inside* "Oh nooooo! D:" *Gets nearly murdered*

Ughhh, I swear to god, these girls better all circle around the character and give him an apologetic gangbang in the next five minutes, or... well, there's not much I can do, because I ran over the refund time limit, but... well, whatever. I'll frown exaggeratedly, I guess. Either way, when after several hours of playing, your main thought is "I don't really want to date any of these feckers", then... something's pretty wrong.

But yeah, don't play this game. Play a nice game like Doki Doki Literature Club, and make sure to go for just Monika.

Edit: Oh bloody Hell, this review got vaguely popular, didn't it? (Though maybe not for good reasons...) Guess it's time to reply to you guys!

@'Everyone who complained about the Just Monika joke' Alrighty, I'll admit: it's a forced use of the maymay... but my point still stands. Despite basically just being a joke game, Doki Doki Literature Club has FAR more likeable characters, and is way more interesting to read through... and it's frigging free. So there's no justification for this rubbish, really, is there? You may disagree, which is fair enough, but that's the impression I got with this thing.

@Tyrone Hayes It's fair enough if you don't like my silly humor... but hey, you didn't dispute any of my points, mate. And now that you've read one of my reviews, you now have to back up your argument by playing the game fifty times. I mean... you said it, after all!

While I'm at it, I'll expand on the review. Me and my girlfriend sat through the entire game (may as well, after paying for it, right?) and... I'll admit, the game improves quite a bit. Mostly just on Aoi's path, though. Aoi's path has some rather good story, and her personality is nice enough, for sure. I actually gave a crap about what happens with her and the main character! Shock and horror!

Karin's story makes her look like a blatant Mary Sue. I mean EVERYONE loves her, even though she's a dong... she has an amazing career which she sacrifices... for an even better career, and worse yet, she never gets any real comeuppance for being a sack of dookie to the main character. Ohh no, she just gets rewarded, instead. Oh and of course, at the end, she just loves the Hell outta you, for... some reason. Love you too, you utter ♥♥♥♥.

And... um... *Looks name up* Yeah, Sakura had a rather interesting yet sad story too, though it got rather boring and overly pleasant at times. Especially since her personality doesn't quite POP, y'know? Still alright, though.

So yeah, all in all... game's still too garbage to justify the price point. But hey, it's better than Malus Code, so if you have lots of money and patience, go for this game! If you're a cynical ♥♥♥♥ like me, though, don't even think about it. And if you do get it, don't frigging date Karin.

Now, to wrap things up... *Does Aoi's constant air humping motion* Just Monika, Just Monika, Just Monika, Just Monika, Just Monika, [etc]