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I can't hear you 12 Feb @ 10:35am 
vinxis loc? avoider learned his place??
NOOBERDOG 20 Sep, 2025 @ 6:11pm 
-rep
VINXIS guy is a known opposition in the community and does NOT know what they are talking about.

Let me tell you something about this "Uzzi"

No one knows where Uzzi came from—just that he’s always around, watching, grinning, slipping through cracks no one else sees. He talks in circles, answers with smirks, and disappears before you realize you’ve been played.

He deals in dirt, lies, and favors with prices he never names. Press him, and you’ll lose more than your patience. They call him “The Slip” for a reason—because no one’s ever held onto him long enough to call it anything else.
VINXIS 5 Sep, 2024 @ 5:37pm 
+rep
love takes miles 29 Sep, 2023 @ 4:17pm 
+rep
YosanTheGreat 11 Jul, 2022 @ 8:47pm 
-REP Hates Black People
NOOBERDOG 11 Jul, 2022 @ 8:47pm 
hacker
NOOBERDOG 22 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06pm 
-Rep. After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard pene push against my leg (it was massive btw). I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
NOOBERDOG 23 Dec, 2021 @ 8:40pm 
take back my prior comments.
dum ass cheating rat.
-rep
-brown irl
-fell off
-arranged wife
-♥♥♥♥
NOOBERDOG 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04pm 
rawr x3 nuzzles how are you?? pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a buldge someone's happy OwO nuzzles your necky wecky -murr- hehehe rubbies your buldgy wolgy you're so big o3o it doesn't stop growing OwO kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likes ;) nuzzles wuzzles i hope daddy really likes :p wiggles butt and squirms i have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea! it's a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwese :c i need to be punished rubs paws down your chest and bites lip like i need to be punished really good~ paws on your buldge as i lick my lips i'm getting thirsty, i can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :o licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your ♥♥♥♥ your daddy meat i like fondles mr fuzzy oh god i'm so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea squirms more and wiggles butt
NOOBERDOG 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm 
Yo. I know this is a bit random but I just thought I'd let you know that I fapped to your profile picture. Last night I was horny af and when I saw that profile picture of yours my veiny ♥♥♥♥ just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jumped out of my pants lmao. idek how it happened it happened so fast - one minute I was a little horny and the next minute I could feel my semen pumping throughout my penis, pushing past the urethra, feeling it expand in my ♥♥♥♥ and eventually bloom out, spurting silky white seed everywhere whilst I let a loud moan, all the whilst staring at your profile picture. Sorry if this is awkward, I just had to tell you.
NOOBERDOG 30 Aug, 2021 @ 9:55pm 
hey. sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture. I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches, We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments. but don't worry ill be there to protect you I) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear lm just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
NOOBERDOG 10 Jun, 2021 @ 9:03pm 
Said he would league start with me in path of exile and maxed a runescape account since he said that without actually playing with me
-rep
NOOBERDOG 16 Nov, 2020 @ 1:49pm 
FINE! I ♥♥♥♥ING LOVE YOU and everytime we talk about you and your boyfriend or you having sex or stuff like that it breaks my heart and i just want to cry everyday, I want you here close to me, i want to be able to meet you and have something more than just talking through the internet, for some reason i am very drawn to you and i cant push you away from me(i dont want to push you away), i sometimes wish i was your boyfriend but i know that that will never happen, i try to be happy when talking to you but i dont show you what i really feel because its not important since your in love with your boyfriend, when your hurt or depressed i am, when your happy im happy, when you laugh and smile that makes me laugh and smile and feel good inside, i just wish it was you and me sometimes! there i told you
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I can't hear you 25 Apr, 2019 @ 1:48pm 
my god, it's uzzi
NOOBERDOG 13 Aug, 2018 @ 9:10pm 
-killed me in csgo when i was on his team
-DISREPECTED the military
-brown
-didn't give me his r8
-watches ♥♥♥♥♥♥ anime and goes mia for weeks
NOOBERDOG 29 Mar, 2018 @ 9:03pm 
He added me on Runescape.
Hat8 15 Oct, 2017 @ 9:08pm 
Add me on Runescape.
square spooner fisher pusher 23 Jul, 2017 @ 11:39pm 
lil uzzi vert
NOOBERDOG 18 Jun, 2017 @ 6:21pm 
♥♥♥♥♥ smell like my dad
eagle 11 May, 2017 @ 1:57pm 
uZZI
NOOBERDOG 10 Jan, 2017 @ 6:30pm 
could never pass dat ass
Lawbowski 20 Sep, 2016 @ 9:39pm 
+rep, nice smelling turban
Nikantor 6 Jun, 2016 @ 11:44pm 
+rep, nice smelling turban