Hey, I got your message. Thanks for the info, and I did indeed follow through with that doctors appointment. I'd highly recommend you see Dr. An'us as well. He said with the two of us being sexually active, considering the specific acts I informed him about that had me worried, it's very likely you could contract pink eye as well. I was also informed I have contracted chlamydia. Considering you have been my only partner for some time, I would recommend you seek getting the proper antibiotic treatment as well. You'll be getting the bill for mine, seeing as I was unknowingly infected by a coward who can't tell a truth even if his mothers life depended on it. This will be the last you'll hear of me. Good luck in life, you'll probably need it when everything you deserve finds you.

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore.

10/10 I'd smash