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So I was in my 94 Civic cruising on the highway and out of the corner of my eye I saw a little red thing. The red thing turned out to be a Ferrari and behind it was a Corvette ZR1, a Mclaren P1, and a Bugatti Chiron the four of them driving to what I assumed was the grocery store in their slow pathetic grocery getters. I looked over and the Ferrari driver gave me the look. The "You wanna do it" look, but not that kind of "You wanna do it", of course not, the kind of look of "hey you wanna race mate" which was street racing. That's the look he gave me, so I did what any rational sane man would do and floored the accelerator to to the powerful 1.3l single overhead cam D13A2 powerhouse. I felt my brain slam into the back of my skull as my Honda Civic racecar accelerated from 70-212mph in a little as a second, and I saw the loser chain of slow grocery getters disappear behind me. I was approaching 346mph in 3rd gear, VTEC-E had not even kicked in yet when I saw a cop. He saw me. Time slowed down just like in an action movie I saw the crumbs of the pink frosted doughnut he was eating roll down his workman mustache before he reached down and shifted his pitiful sluggish inferior automatic gear lever into the 'D' position. Seconds later, looking behind me, he was out of sight completely and you'd need an 8k DSLR behind 2 telescopes and an electron microscope to make out the dot that was the location he was in behind me because I was already traveling 838mph, topped out in 4th gear. "One gear left" I thought. That is the story of how I beat my first ferrari.
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steve 15 Oct, 2025 @ 9:59am 
Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts.
steve 16 Jul, 2025 @ 8:49am 
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座敷童子 17 Jun, 2025 @ 2:05pm 
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steve 27 Dec, 2024 @ 11:10am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play dbd sometime its a really cool survival horror game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on discord we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
Onikaii 27 Mar, 2023 @ 2:15pm 
Reze solo
ToNk 27 Mar, 2023 @ 1:28pm 
-rep gay