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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 9 your A TRUE HOMIE
"It's just been clogged for the past couple of days. I've tried draining it multiple times, but nothing has worked yet. Think you can fix it?"
The 😯 doorbell 🛎 rings: it's the girl. 👩
V R O 💪💪💪💯👌🆒🔥
V R O 💪💪💪💯👌🆒🔥
🍔 Wendy's. 🍔 Do what tastes right.
My 🍖 meatstick 🍖 started to swell. I was 😐 confused; 😐 I've never really had 😫 sexual 😫 feelings for 👩 her 👩 before. And then, 👱 my 👱 👍 true 👍 intentions became apparent.
I 💥 slam 💥 her knees to the floor. As I unzip my 👖 pants, 👖 she starts to 😟 yell, 😟 so I 😧😖😜 bash 😜😖😧 her head in with a 🍅 ketchup 🍅 bottle. 🤣 Freaking 🤣 👏💯 awesome. 💯👏
The most 🙅 basic 🙅 station starts with ✨ cleaning ✨ tables, but 👊 you 👊 can work your way up to being a 💰 cashier 💰 in 🕓😤 no time. 😤🕓 But me, I always 💕 loved 💕 handling the 🍟 frying 🍟 station. 🔥 Hot 🔥 🌡 temperatures 🌡 have never fazed me, and the 🤤 aroma 🤤 of salt and 🥔 cooked potatoes 🥔 never got 👴 old. 👴
One day, my 😡 boss 😡 🚶♀️ comes 🚶♀️ over to my station and starts 🗣 yakking 🗣 my 👂 ear 👂 off 🤔 about 🤔 my unwillingness to move on to the 💰 cashier 💰 duty. Something about how a 👨 co-worker 👨 just 🚫 quit 🚫 and they need another 👱 guy 👱 to fill the job. My 👩 boss, 👩 she's an absolute stunner:
When ⏰I was 1️⃣2️⃣ & 1/2 I ❤️loved ❤️anime 🖥️and wanted 2️⃣be 👘Japanese💁 and SWORE 🙅I was actually 👌supposed to 🅱️ Japanese💴👁️!! I was really in2️⃣ the culture 🈶🌐🀄️and stuff 🉐and thought🤓 I was kawaii💮💮 :3 but when I turned 1️⃣3️⃣ I grew📈out of it and 😔accepted that I'm not 🎌Japanese 🇯🇵I'm 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸American🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 and that's just 😡how things are‼️ If I know 😎at my age 👶👧👩👵that life isn't 🙅fair 🤷♀️and you have 2️⃣ suck 🍼it 🍼up 🍼then you transgenders 🍆➡️🍑should know 😤that as adults 🤔
Honestly💯💯 I've always↔️↔️ thought 🤔❓there was something kind of 👌🏻👌🏻gay 👨❤️👨about only wanting to ♥♥♥♥ 💦soft 💦♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍑💦all the time. You a real 💯💯man🤷♂️? Go wrestle 💥down a man 👱your own size sit👀👀 on his hard hairy 🍆🍆🍆
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Life was full of hoes and shorties
I had money, power, fame
All i needed, to ♥♥♥♥ up the game
Although, I already screwed up the world
Made people bleed, die, choke or hurl
My day, my time, my place
Blue eyes, blonde hair, that was my race
Stalin and Himmler, thats my crew
Now please wait while I choke this Jew
Everyone tryna get in, be a settler
Heck, it may not have mattered, by my name was Adolf Hitler.
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youve been visited by the fedora of mystery and autism! tip yours to 5 friends or you'll be haunted by the spirit of fashionable wear
The listing follows:
- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 6x IronBru flavoured sex-lube 500ml $16.95
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)
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