+rep 愛

As soon as this guy launches cs, tactical missiles start launching at the trade centre. He doesn't use an AK, the AK just automatically snaps to enemy heads from fear. I once saw him beat simple twice then proceeded to have seggs with his wife. What a man. His hand movement is so fast, I saw him doing unlimited 360s every round, and still manages to land headshots. On CT side? he's a CIA. On T side? he sure would make Osama Bin London proud.

rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

This plaeyr. Bro. I don't even have the vocabulary in my skull to explain what I just witnessed. This dude joined the match and my router started sweating. My PC started making fax machine noises. I think Steam tried to uninstall itself out of fear.

They don’t play the game like a normal human — no, no. They moonwalk into gunfights while eating glue and somehow win. I saw them throw a molotov straight up, and it landed on the enemy 12 seconds later like it had a grudge.

They topfragged with 3 FPS and a trackpad. I think they were playing on a microwave. I checked their ping and it just said “yes.”

Every time they alt-tabbed, a pigeon flew into my window. What is this power???

I would sell my grandma’s WiFi password just to queue with them again. 11/10, legally not allowed in 17 countries. Absolute war crime of a player.

OHH MAHHHHH GAWDDD HE HAKKAR!

Tactical genius!