The rose of yore is but a name, mere names are left to us.
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I lately lost a preposition;
It hid, I thought, beneath my chair
And angrily I cried, "Perdition!
Up from out of under there."

Correctness is my vade mecum,
And straggling phrases I abhor,
And yet I wondered, "What should he come
Up from out of under for?"
-- Morris Bishop
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What UNIVERSE is this, please??
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If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would
be a merrier world.
-- J.R.R. Tolkien
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Glen Quagmire: Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.
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MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
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A woman's best protection is a little money of her own.
-- Clare Booth Luce, quoted in "The Wit of Women"
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