Of course the moon landings were faked, there is no moon! It was stolen by the Gremlins living in caves in northern Antarctica. They can move faster than light, you know? That's how they paint the image of the moon onto our eyes when we look where it should be. And all for a huge supply of cheese... Of course, it wouldn't have happened if the American government hadn't sold it to them for a pile of hamburgers and some nuclear warheads.