What is the fastest way to get Trump to change a light bulb?
Tell him Obama installed it.

If Trump broke another kids toy, would he feel sorry?
No, he'd blame Joe Biden.

Why do Republicans continue to support Trump?
Because they really believe in taking a baby to full term.

Abraham Lincoln couldn't tell a lie.
Richard Nixon couldn't tell the truth.
Donald Trump can't tell the difference.

What is Trump's favourite nation of all?
Discrimination.

Americans really voted for a clown again.