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heyy, added

pizza hawk family

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coming from your pm tele ^

Baby girl, what's your name?
Let me talk to you, let me buy you a drank
I'm a war criminal, you know me
Diddy party, Oil Boy, ooh wee
I know the dockyard close at three
What's the chances of you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with me?
Back to the crib, show you my baby oil
Let's get drunk, forget what war crimes I did

Baby girl, what's your name?
Let me talk to you, let me buy you a drank
I'm T-Pain, you know me
Konvict Muzic, Nappy Boy, ooh wee
I know the club close at three
What's the chances of you rollin' with me?
Back to the crib, show you how I live
Let's get drunk, forget what we did

On your mark ready set let's go
Dance floor pro I know you know
I go psycho when my new joint hit
Just can't sit
Got to get jiggy wit it, that's it

الٓر ۚ كِتَـٰبٌ أَنزَلْنَـٰهُ إِلَيْكَ لِتُخْرِجَ ٱلنَّاسَ مِنَ ٱلظُّلُمَـٰتِ إِلَى ٱلنُّورِ بِإِذْنِ رَبِّهِمْ إِلَىٰ صِرَٰطِ ٱلْعَزِيزِ ٱلْحَمِيدِ ١
ٱللَّهِ ٱلَّذِى لَهُۥ مَا فِى ٱلسَّمَـٰوَٰتِ وَمَا فِى ٱلْأَرْضِ ۗ وَوَيْلٌۭ لِّلْكَـٰفِرِينَ مِنْ عَذَابٍۢ شَدِيدٍ ٢
ٱلَّذِينَ يَسْتَحِبُّونَ ٱلْحَيَوٰةَ ٱلدُّنْيَا عَلَى ٱلْـَٔاخِرَةِ وَيَصُدُّونَ عَن سَبِيلِ ٱللَّهِ وَيَبْغُونَهَا عِوَجًا ۚ أُو۟لَـٰٓئِكَ فِى ضَلَـٰلٍۭ بَعِيدٍۢ ٣

wtf its doge the dog

H E L L O

why am I the bottom here wtf

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Henry I'm sorry but your doctor just called and he says you can never have sex again

AHHHH SEX!!! ARGHHHH SEX!!!
I... I'M NOT DOING SEX!
MY... MY WHOLE EXISTENCE! HAS TRULY! BECOME SEX!!! SEX!!!
STOP, HENRY! YOUR BODY CAN'T HANDLE MUCH MORE OF THIS!
NO! I'VE BECOME SEX! DEFINITELY BECOME... SEX! SEX!!!
STOP! YOU'RE GONNA DIE, HENRY!
ARE YOU STILL GONNA DO IT?!
EVEN IF IT MEANS CUTTING YOUR LIFE SHORT?!
SHUT UP!!
I'LL HAVE SEX... EVEN IF I DIE!! SEX!!!

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy

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Can't believe I missed the anniversary of having that on the top of my profile comments

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Babyyyyyy guuuuuuurlllllll

A new Steam trend is born!

18/08/2014
19:01 - Georgie Porgie: Hello, do I know you?
19:02 - UltimateFishage: hey. i add you so cool in team
19:02 - Georgie Porgie: Oh wow thanks I guess.
19:02 - UltimateFishage: you can trade me and give me hat for free?
19:02 - Georgie Porgie: No.
19:03 - Georgie Porgie: I'm not gonna give you a hat for free.
19:03 - UltimateFishage: ok ok 1 new gun
19:03 - Georgie Porgie: What do you want to trade for it?
19:04 - UltimateFishage: for free
19:04 - Georgie Porgie: No.
19:04 - Georgie Porgie: I'm not going to give you free stuff.
19:05 - UltimateFishage: ok i not be friend
19:05 - Georgie Porgie: Hmmmm... Okay?
19:05 - UltimateFishage: ok bye!
25/08/2014
19:01 - Georgie Porgie: Oh hey! You didn't remove me!
19:02 - UltimateFishage: Oh? i not?
19:02 - Georgie Porgie: Yeah, as you can clearly see
19:02 - UltimateFishage: so i will.
19:02 - Georgie Porgie: Go ahead.

Clearly -rep for this guy

http://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/profiles/76561198136155095/
Hahaha, another one's done it now. That's practically going viral. Apparently it's loads of fun to edit fake conversations with me. I don't even know who that one is! It's a conspiracy to destroy my nonexistent reputation, I tell you.

+rep good trader bad friend

-rep bad trader and a ♥♥♥♥♥ friend

Aw that stupid trader guy deleted his comment. Now how will people know that I am -rep bad trader and bad friend?

whatevs im bad as ♥♥♥♥ so i can do wot i like ya get me

It ain't cool ya know fonting me like that ain't a hood cat that gonna rat a cat like that man

HA not anymore ♥♥♥ I deleted your ♥♥♥♥ ones

Oh ♥♥♥♥ it seems I also own the very first comment on your page and it's retarded oh wellzies

It's sad that 2 of the comments pages are only mine and yours #TrueFriend
Huehuehue

Hahaha that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up trader guy posted a fake chat with me on his (locked) profile comments. I love this guy, what a class act.

Fonting m8 fonting ya good m8 +rep thx you good man

Oh ♥♥♥♥ here have all my items please don't bomb me

That's how we Israelis do buisness you are true ♥♥♥♥♥ go bomb your mother and give free item wtf racist anti-semite zionist hating Brit huehuehuehue u ♥♥♥♥♥ tfee

19:01 - ☭ King Star ☭: hi
19:02 - UltimateFishage: hey
19:02 - ☭ King Star ☭: i add you why you so cool
19:02 - UltimateFishage: What?
19:02 - ☭ King Star ☭: you cool in the steam
19:03 - ☭ King Star ☭: you can trade me
19:03 - UltimateFishage: Trade for what?
19:03 - ☭ King Star ☭: tf2
19:04 - UltimateFishage: Yeah but what items do you want to trade
19:04 - ☭ King Star ☭: i have
19:04 - ☭ King Star ☭: yes you can trade me
19:05 - UltimateFishage: Trade you what
19:05 - ☭ King Star ☭: tf2
19:05 - UltimateFishage: But what items

He then asked for an item for free. And refusing made ME the bad trader. He added me, begged, called me a '♥♥♥♥♥', and removed me. We are not friends. I'd be annoyed if it wasn't so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hilarious.

Oh, and he cheated for his TF2 achievements. What a cool guy.

I support your country decision very explosive much joke much old

kep stalkin me bbe it maks me fel speciel

Look at all this comments on your profile, their all mine I feel honored to be your stalker/annoying friend. Much love

Getting real england of ur colonial marines ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ israel tired

Getting real arab of ur israel ♥♥♥♥ tired

Getting real ♥♥♥♥ of ur tired mr israel ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Getting really tired of ur ♥♥♥♥ aengus burger

Allow yourself fam

תקשיב טוב זונה אני דוקר אותכה סאמק ערס אל תעצבן אותי, את החומוס אני מעיף לפנים שלך!

LEVEL 29 WHAT A SCRUB

I made a blood pact with Gabe Newell and he gives me free xp. And I'm still fourth on my friends list. Thanks a lot, Gabe.