this is the only online identity i have ever had

Mein Uberfluss: gaems
DJ Scully -The StuG Life™-: talking to electronics is weird*
DJ Scully -The StuG Life™-: talking to my plushie is just a thing i do but
DJ Scully -The StuG Life™-: that's just
DJ Scully -The StuG Life™-: uhm
DJ Scully -The StuG Life™-: ignor ethat
Mein Uberfluss: LOL


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I’m on dial-up and the funny noise is in my brain. It feels like there’s a screensaver bouncing around in my head. Sounds like green pipes finding themselves in my head cavern. The noises are giving me a headache every single day. My friend Isaiah tells me to check out an online forum. The video game board tells me to check out Runescape. In Runescape, one of the first monsters you face is a level 6 goblin, across the bridge from where you begin your fake life.