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1 person found this review helpful
29.9 hrs on record (22.2 hrs at review time)
Finished the game so I'll give my two cents.

Firstly the game is a VTM game but NOT a Bloodlines game. realistically they should have called it Vampire: The Masquerade - Nomad or Seattle so if I judge it as a Bloodlines game its a straight downgrade from the original but as its own game... 6.5/10 maybe a 7/10 since it did hold my solo interest for a while.

Also this is Vampire Dishonored

Pros of the Game:
+ Action is fun, especially when you pick out the abilities you want and get into a style you like.
+ Dialog is shockingly good, after how rushed this game looks I figured it would be meh but I found myself enjoying Nomad and Fabiens Dialog a lot, glad they really nailed the Lizard responses that an Elder Vampire should have.
+ Story is like a solid 7.5/10, it kept me interested, the twists were good, and the plot never went off on small ♥♥♥♥ that no one cares about too much.
+ Enemies are interesting and fun to fight and I'm glad they kept introducing more as the game went through instead of just, Here is regular guy, same guy with gun and big guy.
+ Music is fantastic, no notes.

Cons of the Game:
- Firstly the map, Bleh, boring, small and unimaginative, I genuinely think BL1 had a bigger map all together than this game.
- The side quests are a Snore... There was nothing fun to go out and find, you just had the same three side quests everyday for a bit of extra resources and EXP, Bland, Boring, Repetitive.
- For an RPG with (Flirt) As an option those things go no where, disappointing and just kinda makes all the characters feel like less then than could have been.
- Obvious one, The customization is a joke, Most of the outfits I think are *FINE* For the theme of the game but the 'Character Creator' If you want to call it that is again, Bland, Boring and unimaginative. Piercings you cant see, Eye color that you cant see, 4 hair styles in the game with different colors and outfits with the pants pulled up way too high (That or Nomad just has REALLY long legs and a short torso)
- This sort of goes into the map part but, No moving cars, only like 6 different male and female NPCs, dead atmosphere, no one giving a ♥♥♥♥ if you charge a guy off a second story roof top and explode him into the side of a car but God Forbid you Sprint. Just really unimmersive for an RPG.
- Fabins parts of the story had good mystery and I **WANTED** to enjoy myself but God the WALKING, even with the speed up button, Walk here, walk there, half the damn time I was walking and why did you need to recharge his narrative abilies? You Needed me to use the object ♥♥♥♥ on that toast, why did you ALSO need me to use it on the frying pan but since I dont have an Elixer I guess I have to... you guessed it, ***WALK*** to go recharge so I can ***WALK*** Back up and continue the story.
- Lastly, not enough about the hunters, frfr, they were fun to fight and I wanted to see more of them.

Overall fun VTM game, ♥♥♥♥ Bloodlines Sequel. Buy it on Sale and enjoy it without thinking of it as a Bloodlines game :)
Posted 23 October, 2025.
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1,056.8 hrs on record (444.2 hrs at review time)
Good game my guy!
Posted 2 July, 2019.
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18.6 hrs on record (17.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
kill me
Posted 28 September, 2017.
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