Roommate mixed my beads after being asked to throw out used Q-tips

if a cop ever starts rapping to me imma reach for his gun

He died instantly. It was extremely painful

Spoken like someone With a ankle monitor

you have a coward's heart. history will purposefully forget you.

if you're a fan of trials you should definitely check out tribulations

You still won't be able to out-Bench me if you make it to Christian Heaven.

中国集美们现在都在想美国女的到底有没有在looksmaxxing，怎么还是被framemogged，明明昂撒和欧洲那帮男的都已经彻底rice-pilled了，为了rice bunnies在那边jestermaxxing 😭

i wish i could tie you to a horse and drag you around an old asphalt street solar sands

She got them Popeye forearms. Instead of of spinach it’s street corn for her

what do you mean by “snow bunnies”?

imagine you're hungry as f*ck after a hardy day and you stop into the Krusty Krab and the assh*le working the counter hits you with some "daring today aren't we" nonsense. I'd beat the last light out of that guys eyes.

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My son has locked himself in his room and appears to be performing some kind of satanic ritual. Please send your best evangelists to eunuchize him asap

On a first date. She leaned over to show me a pic on her phone, a message popped up saying 'never mind, looks aren't everything!' Our eyes met in disbelief. Tried to laugh it off but was clearly upset. On the way out I loudly hit my head on a door as it swung open too.

man pass me da henny, ion need no cup just straight out da bottle is fine

next post is gay

No joke when i get angry my friends hold me back at school bc im kinda strong and sometimes if I'm really angry my eyes turn red no joke once my eyes turned red and we had to go in lock so

Honey get in the car. We have to go to the store because we're retarded and it's christmas eve

haiii

Drill gimmick as a Swiss female raised in a gated community

She spends her time on stupid stuff like this because she's unwed and childless.

drink some henny change yo life

on god we boiling you in liquids

Your entire existence caters to women and men that watch cartoons

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⚡ Amazing match! ⚡

🧡 Awesome Player 🧡

🌠🌠 Let’s team up again soon 🌠🌠

💫💫 Wishing you an epic day 💫💫
🛡️🛡️ Stay strong & safe 🛡️🛡️

🔥🔥🔥 +REP — This profile’s on fire! 🔥🔥🔥

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Προς το βράδυ το γάλα λιγοστεύει σε ποσότητα.

Pros to vrády to gála ligostévei se posótita.
Towards evening the quantity of milk diminishes.

I’m not a watch guy but I think this one looks nice. Once the nypd is defunded I am going to rob him

skull circumference and a lack of Slavic ancestors is key for any fit

when shawty and i realize i took the plan b and she took the perc:

NO FEATS OF HEROISM ALLOWED IN MODERNITY

@mudjug
Only real dippers will get this meme. #mudjug #dip30 #copenhagenblack photo by @chrisdips1

Pull up fo fo da fo fo
Run around with the fo fo da fo fo fo

Pull Up Fo Fo da Fo Fo

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"Loveseat" is an inherently anti-incel term, I'd prefer if you used the term "two-seated couch"

#giveup #nothingmore #lifeafter23 #disappointing #reevaluateyourlifeat4inthemorningonaTuesday

don’t even bother jerking off put that thing away and just kill yourself

heyyy

I'd prefer a pizza party on friday over a raise and here's why you should too:

Have you ever turned your body into a work of art @MartinShkreli

Drug ‘em over the counter
Backwards flip into a superhero landing monkey fist to the back of the head 💀💀💀that 🥷🏾modie different 😭😭😭😂😂😂🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️

Losses are socialized, gains are privatized. Corporations know this and take risks they otherwise wouldn't. The taxpayer suffers eternal.

this ♥♥♥♥♥ say she the ♥♥♥♥! said she aint lie she like me but i know she is ayyyyy! baby girl trix is for kids eyyyyy! nahhhh don't trust that ♥♥♥♥♥!!! i dont want it like tommy, im nesquik with this ♥♥♥♥♥ hey! I'm about my money, can't mix that with this ♥♥♥♥, ayy you about that gunplay, then with that you get hit, ayy

americans live in the gnostic saturnine cube of inferno and be like "wow this is perfect"

>He hasn’t read The Protocols of the Druid Elders of Hibernia

My shooter speaks something terrible and ancient... I only communicate with him in glyphs and sigils

Do everything you can to make this weekend about you

stop smiling dude you're under attack