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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average D ick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average D ick weighs about 100 grams.

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of C ock

Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the C ocks are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated D ick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.

I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22

The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.

So in conclusion If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.

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Part of the legendary clan of gaming prodigies Teafrag, Wombat has proven time and time again that he is the premier counterstrike talent that is waiting for his opportunity to prove himself on the mainstage. His name is legendary in his local scene, and strikes fear into the hearts of challengers. Unparalleled with the AK, AWP and Shotgun, this gamer will soon be a housename across the world

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Gary is one of the last remaining pure shotgun players in the the counterstrike community. He is well known for his aggressive outburst such as "damn this game", and "sugar". He is probably the 2nd best player with the Sawed-off shotgun, having almost maxed out all of the stats with the weapon. Be worried if you come up against him, it will not be an easy task!

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Tyler 'TizzaaH' Green is an up and coming talent of the UK Counter-Strike scene, with pinpoint accuracy and a game sense rivalling all others, a perfect play is always a given with Tyler at the helm of a team.

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