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My breath stopped, my heart was about to explode and my eyes welled up.
"It's not what you think!" I said.
But of course it was what Woolworths Homebrand Wheat Biscuits thought. I was an assassin. I had to accept it.
"Oh my god, Sam, not you!" Woolworths Homebrand Wheat Biscuits cried out. Taers welled up in her eyes and soon they came flooding down her cheek.
"Nooooo," the President said, "I LOVED YOU!" (A/N ZOMG *swoon* Amirite?!)
"I LOVE YOU TOO," I cried out while I threw the poisonous ethonol on the floor.
"LET'S BE TOGETHER FOR ALWAYS."
"OK!"
"It is Woolworths Homebrand Wheat Biscuits who is behind this assassination!
And so the President told the army to arrest Woolworths Homebrand Wheat Biscuits.
"I love you so much," said President Woolworths Homebrand Wheat Biscuits.
"I love you too." I said.