Recent reviews by BrickByBrick

Bongo

Finally... a game that rocks. 🪨

I’ve spent years searching for true meaning in gaming. Hundreds of hours wasted shooting, looting, crafting, and crying in Elden Ring. But then I found it… Stone Simulator.

No enemies. No objectives. Just pure, unfiltered sedimentary satisfaction.

The gameplay loop is simple — you stare at a rock. Sometimes it’s gray. Sometimes it’s white. Sometimes… it’s a statues head. I wept. My GPU sighed in relief. My soul found peace.

After 47 minutes of deep reflection (and one bathroom break), I realized: I wasn’t playing the rock. The rock was playing me.

10/10 — would stare again.
(Sent this from my new religion: Church of Geology.)

The bad reviews are just the people blinded by nostalgia, this is coming from a heavy Skate 2 & 3 player. Graphics are a bit different but its a solid game. Plus its free

Would recommend.

Refunded. My girlfriend left me because I was fishing all day.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - The Real War is in the Lobbies

I bought Call of Duty thinking I’d be a tactical mastermind, pulling off sick plays and leading my team to victory. Instead, I’ve been repeatedly drop-shotted by kids with reaction times faster than my WiFi.

The campaign? Amazing. The multiplayer? A psychological experiment in anger management. One second, I’m feeling like a war hero, the next, I’m getting spawn-killed so fast my character doesn’t even have time to regret his life choices.

The real fun, though? The lobbies. I’ve been called things that would make my grandma faint. I’ve heard 10-year-olds with voices still cracking talk trash like they’ve been through five divorces and two world wars. I’ve witnessed alliances form and fall apart in the span of a single round.

Also, I don’t know what they put in Mountain Dew and Doritos, but some of these players move like their controller is hooked up to the Matrix. Meanwhile, I can’t even reload without getting flashbanged, airstriked, and insulted in three different languages.

Overall, a fantastic game. That being said, I’ve lost all my self-esteem.

10/10 - Would get roasted by a child again.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - I Am a Pirate, and I Regret Everything

So I boot up Sea of Thieves thinking, "Wow, I get to be a pirate! This is gonna be amazing!" Fast forward three hours, and I’m shipwrecked, broke, on fire, and being harassed by a skeleton with better aim than my entire Call of Duty squad.

This game is not about being a pirate. It’s about suffering. It’s about setting sail with your friends, full of dreams and excitement, only to watch those dreams get obliterated by a 12-year-old on a fire ship who laughs as he sinks you for the third time. It’s about confidently heading towards an island, only to realize too late that it’s covered in enemy players who would rather ruin my life than do their own quests.

One time, I spent 2 hours collecting treasure, carefully loading it onto my ship, planning a glorious payday… only to get attacked by a kraken, struck by lightning, and then boarded by a crew that stole everything and left me floating in the ocean questioning my life choices.

But you know what? I’m gonna do it all again tomorrow.

10/10 - Would get robbed at sea again.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - I Dug a Hole and My Life Will Never Be the Same

You ever just wake up and think, “Man, I need to dig a hole”? No? Well, neither did I—until I played this masterpiece.

This game is EXACTLY what it promises. You dig. A lot. At first, I thought, “Wow, this is dumb.” And then, two hours later, I was screaming at my monitor, “JUST ONE MORE SCOOP!”

The gameplay? Flawless. The story? There is none, it’s just a hole, and that’s beautiful. The soundtrack? It’s just the sound of me questioning my life choices as I dig deeper into the abyss.

I have ignored my responsibilities, my friends, and my family, all in pursuit of the perfect hole. My landlord knocked on my door asking for rent, and I told him, “I can’t, I’m busy digging.” My girlfriend left me, but that’s okay, because this hole would never abandon me.

In conclusion, this game is life-changing. Also, I spent my last dollars on it.

11/10 - I have become one with the dirt.

is good

This game was a gift from a very good friend during a very difficult time in my life. In my short time hanging around, my anxiety was eased and my heart was made more content. King Words has restored my faith in the goodness of people.

If you too are struggling with grief, depression, anxiety, trauma, or anything else that has you longing for the support of others, then I implore you to come spend some time with us here. And if it works out for you, consider gifting it to a friend in need.

This game is beautiful, absolutely stunning.
Its my get away from the real world