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Greatest ghost hunting game ever made

I have 33 hours on record. Probably about 30 of those hours are waiting on shaders to build.

It's okay. Wait for a sale.

The better version of my summer car.

Buy it.

Please add sex 👍

This game is a hit or miss depending on your PC. It might work, it might not.

If you enjoy the show South Park, then you will enjoy this game! That being said, if you don't like the show, then you probably won't enjoy this game, as it is basically a 16 hour playable episode.

This game is absolutely hilarious! What you see in the TV show is pretty much what you can expect to see in this game. You can go into most buildings and houses. In some houses that you try to enter, you will find people masturbating, people screwing horses, or naked dancing ladies. You can raid people's houses of all their personal belongings and valuables, and nobody gives a damn. The only authority to you really is your parents, and in one mission a hall monitor, but they don't really count. There is a point at the beginning of the game when you realize that a fart is bound to the right mouse button. It is at that moment that you will realize what kind of game this is. You probably will love it from this moment on, as most players probably did. The missions are intriguing, and humor is scattered throughout the game everywhere. The one thing people may not like is the combat style. It is a turn-based combat sort of like the game Wizard101. This game is pretty much a single player RPG. You do missions and fight to get experience and level up. As you gain Facebook friends with the people throughout South Park, you will be able to upgrade your player.

I will start by saying that the max level in this game is level 15. It is like many other RPGs, in that all items have a level requirement. I must say, in my opinion, that it takes a while to level up. In just about 9 hours of gameplay, I have only gotten to level 13. Based on this, it probably takes between 10-12 hours to get to level 15 and complete one of the classes.

You start the campaign as the new kid who just moved to South Park, CO and the hope is that you will help the humans secure the Stick of Truth so that they can rule the universe. The war is between the Humans, led by Cartman, and the Elves, led by Kyle. There are 4 different classes you can choose to be, and they are: Fighter, Mage, Thief, and Jew. You are able to type a name in at the beginning of the game, but you are assigned the name "Douchebag" by Cartman. The campaign is very fun and immersive, and you could easily find yourself sitting and playing this game for hours at a time. You will find out that it can be very hard to get up and stop playing this game. After you complete the campaign, however, there is nearly no drive to keep playing the game.

In my opinoin, every penny I put into this game has been worth it, because I purchased it when it was only $13.59. If you like South Park, and the game is on sale, do not pass it up! Since I don't watch the show very much because I never got into it, I actually only bought it because it was on sale. Once I installed it and played it I soon realized that it was a great purchase! While it is at its normal price of $40, it's really up to you whether or not you want to get it, but it is a fantastic game and you probably will come close to pissing your pants because it is so funny. This game is definitely in my Top 5 favorites, and I completely recommend this game!

Thank you for reading my review of South Park™: The Stick of Truth™

You are Lucius Wagner, a 6 going on 7 year old demonic boy. Your goal is to kill your family and everyone inside your mansion. Your father is running for senate, but with all the death going on inside his home, he fears he will lose. Nobody suspects that a 6-7 year old boy has the capability of commiting over 15 murders.

The game took me about 8.5 hours to beat and get 56 of the 58 achievements, the two I didnt get being the "Play 20 Hours" and the "Play 40 Hours" achievements. It was fun while it lasted, but paying $20 for a game that took 8 hours to beat seems a little overpriced. It has a good story, and its extremely fun and intriguing, but I wish it lasted a bit longer. It would be worth every penny if it was only $10.

Awesome game! Well worth the money if you get it for cheap!

Yes, yes, yes. If you are hesitating buying this game, DON'T! You will not regret this buy!

Fun game and cheap too, I got it for $3