At night I click on your profile. Oh the excitement, it fills the air. With one hand under the covers, the other firmly placed on my nipple I begin. Working on my throbbing penis to the thought of your chiseled masculine body, wrestling me into the ground. You overpower me and punishes my weak body, oh my boi♥♥♥♥♥ you have conquered. And then I squirt with the force of a thousand elephants, with the sound of a thousand screaming children and the might of a titan. Thus my fantasy ends, and I clean up and sleep, cuddling my pillow with a picture of you on it. Sweet dreams my prince, I say, kissing you tenderly.

🥺👨‍🏫

+rep nice profile😉

+rep nice profile😉

+rep nice profile😉

-rep has never given me a firm handshake

have you ever even kissed a woman (animals do not count, this includes fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥)

+rep robbed my bank account +1

UwU

u suck

yks

:(

-rep tyler is the fattest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ child I have ever seen in my life

Oh yeah, now I remember. 📕 📄

-rep is really bad at duck game, cannot even do a push-up

LET ME OUTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You nerdo

I have sent a trade offer for you

accept to discuss

T.Hanks

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥

TF2 ♥♥♥♥♥♥

TF2 ♥♥♥♥♥♥

"wow, tatost, you're so cool and hunky oml" -tyler

hmmm

+rep has btd 5

+rep had a chance to steal my key and did not :)

because rocket league and overwatch suck buttocks

Y doe

My webcam is potatoe doe

:)

+rep good trader

+rep

Tryler (Extra Stuff): even*
| MEW | Ezzy: just say yes or no
Tryler (Extra Stuff): no
| MEW | Ezzy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DUDE PLEASE! IM BEGGING YOU PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TRYLER I WIL BE UR BEST FRIEND IM BEGGING U
| MEW | Ezzy: PLZ~
| MEW | Ezzy: my dog died and its my b-day
Tryler (Extra Stuff): im sorry
| MEW | Ezzy: IM BEGGING U
| MEW | Ezzy: PLZ
| MEW | Ezzy: PLZ
Tryler (Extra Stuff): no
| MEW | Ezzy: IM BEGGING YOU SO MUCH
| MEW | Ezzy: im telling everyone ur mean
Tryler (Extra Stuff): cool
| MEW | Ezzy: all 170 of my friends
Tryler (Extra Stuff): cool
| MEW | Ezzy: and ur a sammer
| MEW | Ezzy: scammer
Tryler (Extra Stuff): im not
| MEW | Ezzy: im gonna copy and paste this
Tryler (Extra Stuff): sounds fun
| MEW | Ezzy: TRYLER (EXTRA STUFF) IS A SCAMMER HE CAN HACK INTO YOUR ACCOUNT BLOCK HIM TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS

So i have never understood females.I dont know if they dont get me or i dont get them.Everytime i talk to female they never want to hear about my GB(GameBoy)colection and i do not know why.I tell them about how proud i am about my mint condition boxed japanese Pokemon green and my SUPER rare GameBoy Sewing Machine that i ACTUALLY USE.Ive made a potholder and even socks with it and it seems quite helpful.One time my stupid english teacher last year(Mr simmons)told me i couldnt wear my fedora to school.I was so mad.I used to keep notes on it like newsmans back in the early twentieth centurey did.Its a dumb school rule and maybe if i got my mother to go talk some since into them i could wear it again.I know the girls in my art class last year realy liked it they always said it looked good and one even asked if i had"been time travelling back from the 1940's"and i found that question very odd.Anyways i just needed to get that out as i have been stressed and writing helps me overcome it.

I'll take the trade.

Ill F.U.C.K you Bob :)

F.U.C.K stands for “Friends U Can Keep” so promise me, you’ll F.U.C.K. me 4ever!! Send this to 5 people, and see who F.U.C.K.’s you back!!'

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+rep is retarded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYoD-T5EDKw&feature=youtu.be

+rep, very flexible trader