Recent reviews by [TryHard] + LBJ

Now before you get mad, remember I'm criticizing a video game, not your mama's potato salad.

I don't like it. I can't bring myself to finish it. It's the same thing every chapter, move to a new camp, pretend to lay low, kill everyone, do it again. The NPCs repeat the same canned dialogue at the camp.

There is a good game in here somewhere, but I could not find it.

I thought my bloody anus was from eating the wrong foods.

Nope, it was from this game.

I named my hotel "Not Dead Prostitute Hotel" just so that everyone knows, the prostitutes are not dead here.

They're alive. I promise.

A lot of what was advertised for this series no longer exists.

Progress carrying over, what's the point of preorder items if you can't keep them?

The weather effects and day / night cycle are gorgeous. I had a lot of bugs during a session but it was in that one session.

Stuff 10 marijuanas in your butt and enjoy the ride.

This whole DLC is like paying Idris Alba to pee in your butt.

I got it on sale for less than two dollars. It's still not worth it.

It requires the Ubisoft launcher, has predatory pricing and microtransactions, is painfully unbalanced, matchmaking is a joke. I can go on.

The core gameplay is good but it's buried under layers of Ubisoft's ♥♥♥♥.

FOR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ATOMA

I'd buy cheese
And then I'd sneeze

Tonight

If this game cost anything more than the asking price, I'd say it's a pass.

It has a lot of flaws. Walls of water, clear lines that separate areas, wonky physic, open mic constantly on.
Some of the flaws are funny and add to the charm of the game, others are kind of frustrating.

If you are expecting a chill driving game with friends, expect the difficulty to be ramped up. There is nothing chill about have an Apache helicopter shoot missiles at you.

I've certainly gotten my money's worth.