Impressive skills

+rep sup expanding my friends list so I’m not stuck alone, I love to grind but solo queue pain

tactical brilliance

hi bro! add me please :)

Good teammate +rep

+rep good sense

+rep.. OMG... Epic Comeback.

+rep good job, my friend

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Tactical genius

lethal with AWP💢

+rep awesome enemy

+rep peak performance

Excellent job, pal!

hello

excellent teammate

^_^

+rep friendly player <3

Nashe

Ríp and tear 4ever

Hey Jason, Dave here. Haven't heard from you in a while and a couple of guys were wondering where you were during the last convention. Without you Jayson the convention didn't have that rough and tumble feel. Anyway, they got me out here in the middle of BFE Nebraska burning alive during the day and freezing my tittays off at night, just because the measurements will "turn out better around here". You know Jazon, I'm starting to think you were right. All this science and engineering stuff is just a hocus pocus religion, just like the Force. Anyway, they got me going to Orlando next week to check on those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gators again. If you're still working in that area let me know. I'd love to get dinner and reminisce about the agency days. Hope to see you then Jayzun.
Dan

So there's a chick in my class I like; unfrotunately im quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of our felow students when a gang banger appears and threatens with a gun. Her 'big and though' boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop. "Go ahead" I say. The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?" Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didnt see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I don't smile because I was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who a real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and youll face your worst nightmare

Guys, I'm shaking. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Mercy. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING for the chance to get Mercy pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bear. Why would Blizzard create something so perfect? To ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tantalize us? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't anymore. ♥♥♥♥.

With strength from the Gods

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