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Recent reviews by [FCKAFD] Der Trivia

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2 people found this review helpful
2.8 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Laika’s Space Defence is a short but incredibly fun game that kept me entertained the whole time. The gameplay is simple yet engaging, perfect for quick sessions when you just want to relax and have a good time. Definitely worth checking out if you enjoy lighthearted and fast-paced games!

🐶 Funny dog translation:

Woof woof! Laika zoom-zoom in space! Much fun, many pew-pew, very wow! Short play, big tail wag! 10/10 would bark again! 🐾🚀
Posted 7 April.
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6 people found this review helpful
26.2 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I’ve just finished Dysmantle, achievements and all, and I’m still grinning like I’ve just smashed my first tree… into tiny little pieces. I’ve been hyped for this game since the first week I heard it was coming, and let me tell you—it absolutely delivered.

From the very first hour, I was hooked. The graphics are simple but charming—exactly what Dysmantle is all about. There’s just something so satisfying about running around the world and smashing everything in sight. This game is perfect for “I’ll just play for five minutes… oh wait, it’s three hours later” sessions. It’s also great as a background chaos machine while you’re watching something else or multitasking—like destroying a camp while sipping coffee.

Controls are excellent now! Jumping and swimming feel smooth and fun. Combat is… well, it’s delightfully chaotic. I often swing in the wrong direction, but somehow it adds to the charm. Crafting and leveling feel rewarding and intuitive. I do miss the “vacuum effect” from the chest in the first game—there’s nothing quite like watching items get sucked in like a tiny Vacum.

The gradual unlocking of new worlds doesn’t bother me at all. It gives you time to master and explore (or completely annihilate) the existing areas. Honestly, I’m extremely excited to see what comes next in this wonderfully destructive adventure.

If you love games where breaking things is the main goal, Dysmantle is pure gold. Fun, quirky, and surprisingly deep—just make sure you have a sturdy chair, because you’ll probably be bouncing in it with excitement.

10/10 would smash again. (and this isnt a S*x review :) )
Posted 6 March.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
Well… what can I really say?
It’s relaxing. It has nice music. It has reflexes. Boom — game explained.

Honestly, it’s one of those games where you just sit back, vibe a bit, and suddenly your reflexes are being tested while your brain is still in chill mode. The music is pleasant, the gameplay works, and for the price? Yeah, you really can’t mess this up.

No stress, no drama, just good vibes and “oh wow I reacted to that” moments.
Totally worth it — your wallet will survive, I promise.
Posted 5 January.
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7.2 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
This game felt like wrapping myself in a warm blanket with a cup of tea ☕✨
The art style is absolutely beautiful and super cozy, and everything about it feels calm and relaxing. It’s the perfect game to unwind after a long day.

I loved just taking my time, enjoying the scenery, and soaking in the peaceful atmosphere. And honestly… the cutest part? The adorable little cat that’s always by your side 🐱💛 It made everything feel even more comforting.

The only sad thing is that it’s already over. I wish I could stay in this world just a little longer. Still, it was a lovely, heartwarming experience from start to finish.

Highly recommended if you’re looking for a cozy, feel-good game that leaves you smiling (and maybe a tiny bit sad when it ends).
Posted 5 January.
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4.0 hrs on record
Nice little game :D
Posted 1 January.
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5.6 hrs on record
This game costs less than a fancy coffee and somehow delivers a solid five hours of pure, uncomplicated fun. No cinematic cutscenes, no 200-page lore bible, no “press X to feel emotions” moments—just simple gameplay that actually remembers it’s supposed to be entertaining.

Meanwhile, somewhere out there, a $70 AAA blockbuster with ray tracing, ultra-deluxe editions, and a season pass is busy boring me within the first hour while explaining its crafting system for the next three. This little game, on the other hand, doesn’t waste my time or my money—and somehow that feels revolutionary.

Is it perfect? No.
Is it fun? Absolutely.
Did it give me more enjoyment per dollar than most big-budget games? Embarrassingly, yes.

Proof that sometimes all you need for a good time isn’t a massive budget—just a good idea and the courtesy not to overstay your welcome.
Posted 31 December, 2025. Last edited 31 December, 2025.
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5.4 hrs on record
Great Funny Game!
Posted 30 December, 2025.
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5.4 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
Funny
Posted 28 December, 2025.
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17.5 hrs on record (6.7 hrs at review time)
Funny!
Posted 2 December, 2025.
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15.6 hrs on record (10.4 hrs at review time)
Escape Simulator 2 is an absolute blast!
The graphics have gotten a serious glow-up compared to the first game—everything looks sharper, richer, and way more atmospheric. The rooms are bigger too, so you can finally stretch your virtual legs without bumping into every piece of furniture like a confused goldfish.

The puzzles are clever and genuinely fun to solve, and playing in co-op is chef’s kiss levels of entertainment. Nothing bonds you and your friends quite like collectively panicking over a ticking clock while arguing about which weird object fits into which strangely shaped hole.

And let’s not forget the Workshop: with the community already buzzing, it’s bound to bring tons of creative new content. For a price this fair, it honestly feels like a steal.

Highly recommended if you love puzzles, teamwork, and laughing at your friends’ “brilliant” ideas!
Posted 16 November, 2025.
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