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sa[YueP] 3 Aug, 2025 @ 8:05am 
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TimmyMac 6 Oct, 2022 @ 4:48am 
Hey man its been a while, just letting you know you don't need to get tested anymore... turns out I picked it up from the parnell pools disabled toilet and I'm pretty sure that was before we had sex so you should be clean. Anyway what are you up to this weekend? :P
Autismo The Magician 2 Oct, 2022 @ 3:00pm 
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TimmyMac 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:09am 
-1 rep for smelling like dog smegma
TimmyMac 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:09am 
Bros before hoes bro not cool ill remember this
TimmyMac 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31pm 
˙ʇı ןןɐɔ noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ɹo ,ɐʇǝq, pǝɹǝpısuoɔ buıǝq ɟo ʞɔıs ɯ,ı ˙ʇı ʇnoqɐ ʎɹɔ oʇ ǝɯ oʇ ʞןɐʇ ʎןuo puɐ ‘ʇıɥs ǝʞıן ɯǝɥʇ ʇɐǝɹʇ oɥʍ sʎnb bɐqǝɥɔnop ɹǝʇɟɐ ob sʎɐʍןɐ sןɹıb ǝsǝɥʇ puǝ ǝɥʇ uı ˙ʎpɐן,ɯ ɹoɟ buıɥʇʎuɐ op pןnoʍ puɐ ‘qoظ ǝɔıu ɐ ʞɹoʍ ‘ʎnb ǝɔıu ɐ ɯ,ı ˙ǝuoz puǝıɹɟ ǝɥʇ uı ʇnd buıǝq sʎɐʍןɐ ı ɯɐ ʎɥʍ
TimmyMac 26 Jul, 2020 @ 7:30pm 
Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦
TimmyMac 10 Feb, 2019 @ 2:18am 
-rep took my dads virginity
TimmyMac 18 Dec, 2018 @ 2:18am 
When we worked together I used to goo in your popcorn.
Timmy 9 Oct, 2018 @ 3:15pm 
mom
TimmyMac 4 Sep, 2018 @ 4:32am 
Uncle timtims here, pull ya boxers off and dont tell daddy about our secret game hehe :P diddle diddle tickle tickle hehe
Timmy 28 Jul, 2018 @ 10:17am 
dad
TimmyMac 7 Jul, 2018 @ 3:09am 
Hi Cam its Manager Tim here,

Sorry to hear that you're crook, but just to remind you that we terminated your employment little over a year ago now due to the mall trespass incident.

Please stop emailing us,

Manager Timmy
Movie Man
TimmyMac 5 Jul, 2018 @ 3:29pm 
Shoe me wot dat ♥♥♥♥ do gurl
TimmyMac 4 Jun, 2018 @ 3:47pm 
We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars, Now we just look down and worry about our place in ur ass .
TimmyMac 19 May, 2018 @ 8:46am 
Uncle's left my room, you can come back in now.
TimmyMac 12 May, 2018 @ 9:45pm 
Wtf I just did a piss and it was yellow lol wtf thought it was meant to be red
TimmyMac 9 May, 2018 @ 4:43am 
Put your ♥♥♥♥ in my ♥♥♥♥
TimmyMac 26 Apr, 2018 @ 2:26am 
I’m your Mars
You are my Venus
You are my vagina
I am your penis
TimmyMac 17 Apr, 2018 @ 4:31am 
Hey did you match my Mrs on Bumble?
TimmyMac 9 Apr, 2018 @ 6:16am 
Can't sleep, can't stop thinking about your cute butt hehe
TimmyMac 9 Apr, 2018 @ 5:27am 
What you did was disgusting, my nephews bar mitzvah was no place to showcase your "helicopter" party trick. The kids all saw ♥♥♥♥ and balls and my elderly grandfather had a stroke after staring into the eye of your bunghole... 3 stars, would rent again but only if discounted.
TimmyMac 16 Mar, 2018 @ 7:33am 
Hey I know she left me for you but can you tell her Id like to see my son for just 1 moment please?
TimmyMac 5 Mar, 2018 @ 3:35am 
One benny bagel pls steam bun
TimmyMac 15 Feb, 2018 @ 3:09am 
Hey you mustve accidentally changed the locks or something but its been a week now and sleeping in my car isn't as fun as youd think, can you please let me in? I promise I wont put a thumb in the pooper next time
TimmyMac 7 Feb, 2018 @ 2:38am 
sorry i meant bitcoin
TimmyMac 7 Feb, 2018 @ 2:37am 
Yo you heard of botcoin? invest now its about to go viral
TimmyMac 6 Feb, 2018 @ 9:37pm 
HELP im aboard falcon heavy in the tesla and i've run out of doritos
TimmyMac 31 Jan, 2018 @ 9:42pm 
Ye
TimmyMac 24 Jan, 2018 @ 8:43pm 
This is my last post. Don't even comment or like anything on my timeline ever again I swear to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate everything. ♥♥♥♥ all of you. And WTF is wrong with you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ leave me on read all of you. Like what the ♥♥♥♥. Omgggg just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die. I wanna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill my parents ♥♥♥♥ THEY ARE SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STUPID. I swear to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god im going to kill myselffff... I've had enough of this stupid life and you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ all hate me cause for no reason anyway and your all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fat ugly sluts anyway. This town ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks. School is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥ all the teachers they think they can make me do work ♥♥♥♥ those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I just want to dieeeee i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ broke my iphone yesterday to get a new one and my moms a ♥♥♥♥♥ she ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wont get a new one ill just get my dad to get a new one the stupid ♥♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate this life im going to seriously kill myself im not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joking.
TimmyMac 23 Jan, 2018 @ 2:31am 
Please laugh at my jokes so my friends think im cool
TimmyMac 21 Jan, 2018 @ 2:47am 
Yo, u that dude that knocked up Jacindy Ardern?
TimmyMac 17 Dec, 2017 @ 11:14pm 
Lol yea wateva kid smh
TimmyMac 10 Dec, 2017 @ 11:09pm 
Is there a sexy way to tell your cat you got it pregnant?
TimmyMac 7 Dec, 2017 @ 4:05pm 
Gidday giddooo I'm camer-oooo, whoopsiedoo here comes the goo
TimmyMac 30 Nov, 2017 @ 4:25am 
See ya.
TimmyMac 29 Nov, 2017 @ 7:03pm 
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TimmyMac 29 Nov, 2017 @ 4:51pm 
I need to know please she's packing her bags right now dude just tell me its a joke bro
TimmyMac 29 Nov, 2017 @ 4:50pm 
Hey bro did you really have sex with my mrs? I found a pair of dudes undies under the bed and my partner says they're yours and she's sorry but i feel like its a stitchup
TimmyMac 20 Jul, 2017 @ 9:00pm 
Please stop hanging out with real girls and play games with me
TimmyMac 2 Jul, 2017 @ 11:12pm 
Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦
TimmyMac 27 Sep, 2016 @ 8:29am 
Dad ♥♥♥♥ for brums bum
TimmyMac 22 Jun, 2016 @ 9:54pm 
Send us your nudes
DumbleDuff 18 Apr, 2016 @ 2:11am 
i have no friends
Mikey Grimshaw 12 Jul, 2015 @ 8:10am 
cameronc add me ya koon
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geeZ 23 Sep, 2009 @ 3:09am 
harrow make more 1B jump shot vids bro

so flukey
WeaseL's Crappy Game Server 15 Sep, 2009 @ 11:14am 
Sup G