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3 Aug, 2025 @ 8:05am 
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6 Oct, 2022 @ 4:48am 
Hey man its been a while, just letting you know you don't need to get tested anymore... turns out I picked it up from the parnell pools disabled toilet and I'm pretty sure that was before we had sex so you should be clean. Anyway what are you up to this weekend? :P
2 Oct, 2022 @ 3:00pm 
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10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:09am 
-1 rep for smelling like dog smegma
10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:09am 
Bros before hoes bro not cool ill remember this
20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31pm 
˙ʇı ןןɐɔ noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ɹo ,ɐʇǝq, pǝɹǝpısuoɔ buıǝq ɟo ʞɔıs ɯ,ı ˙ʇı ʇnoqɐ ʎɹɔ oʇ ǝɯ oʇ ʞןɐʇ ʎןuo puɐ ‘ʇıɥs ǝʞıן ɯǝɥʇ ʇɐǝɹʇ oɥʍ sʎnb bɐqǝɥɔnop ɹǝʇɟɐ ob sʎɐʍןɐ sןɹıb ǝsǝɥʇ puǝ ǝɥʇ uı ˙ʎpɐן,ɯ ɹoɟ buıɥʇʎuɐ op pןnoʍ puɐ ‘qoظ ǝɔıu ɐ ʞɹoʍ ‘ʎnb ǝɔıu ɐ ɯ,ı ˙ǝuoz puǝıɹɟ ǝɥʇ uı ʇnd buıǝq sʎɐʍןɐ ı ɯɐ ʎɥʍ
26 Jul, 2020 @ 7:30pm 
Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦
10 Feb, 2019 @ 2:18am 
-rep took my dads virginity
18 Dec, 2018 @ 2:18am 
When we worked together I used to goo in your popcorn.
9 Oct, 2018 @ 3:15pm 
mom
4 Sep, 2018 @ 4:32am 
Uncle timtims here, pull ya boxers off and dont tell daddy about our secret game hehe :P diddle diddle tickle tickle hehe
28 Jul, 2018 @ 10:17am 
dad
7 Jul, 2018 @ 3:09am 
Hi Cam its Manager Tim here,

Sorry to hear that you're crook, but just to remind you that we terminated your employment little over a year ago now due to the mall trespass incident.

Please stop emailing us,

Manager Timmy
Movie Man
5 Jul, 2018 @ 3:29pm 
Shoe me wot dat ♥♥♥♥ do gurl
4 Jun, 2018 @ 3:47pm 
We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars, Now we just look down and worry about our place in ur ass .
19 May, 2018 @ 8:46am 
Uncle's left my room, you can come back in now.
12 May, 2018 @ 9:45pm 
Wtf I just did a piss and it was yellow lol wtf thought it was meant to be red
9 May, 2018 @ 4:43am 
Put your ♥♥♥♥ in my ♥♥♥♥
26 Apr, 2018 @ 2:26am 
I’m your Mars
You are my Venus
You are my vagina
I am your penis
17 Apr, 2018 @ 4:31am 
Hey did you match my Mrs on Bumble?
9 Apr, 2018 @ 6:16am 
Can't sleep, can't stop thinking about your cute butt hehe
9 Apr, 2018 @ 5:27am 
What you did was disgusting, my nephews bar mitzvah was no place to showcase your "helicopter" party trick. The kids all saw ♥♥♥♥ and balls and my elderly grandfather had a stroke after staring into the eye of your bunghole... 3 stars, would rent again but only if discounted.
16 Mar, 2018 @ 7:33am 
Hey I know she left me for you but can you tell her Id like to see my son for just 1 moment please?
5 Mar, 2018 @ 3:35am 
One benny bagel pls steam bun
15 Feb, 2018 @ 3:09am 
Hey you mustve accidentally changed the locks or something but its been a week now and sleeping in my car isn't as fun as youd think, can you please let me in? I promise I wont put a thumb in the pooper next time
7 Feb, 2018 @ 2:38am 
sorry i meant bitcoin
7 Feb, 2018 @ 2:37am 
Yo you heard of botcoin? invest now its about to go viral
6 Feb, 2018 @ 9:37pm 
HELP im aboard falcon heavy in the tesla and i've run out of doritos
31 Jan, 2018 @ 9:42pm 
Ye
24 Jan, 2018 @ 8:43pm 
This is my last post. Don't even comment or like anything on my timeline ever again I swear to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate everything. ♥♥♥♥ all of you. And WTF is wrong with you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ leave me on read all of you. Like what the ♥♥♥♥. Omgggg just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die. I wanna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill my parents ♥♥♥♥ THEY ARE SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STUPID. I swear to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god im going to kill myselffff... I've had enough of this stupid life and you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ all hate me cause for no reason anyway and your all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fat ugly sluts anyway. This town ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks. School is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥ all the teachers they think they can make me do work ♥♥♥♥ those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I just want to dieeeee i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ broke my iphone yesterday to get a new one and my moms a ♥♥♥♥♥ she ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wont get a new one ill just get my dad to get a new one the stupid ♥♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate this life im going to seriously kill myself im not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joking.
23 Jan, 2018 @ 2:31am 
Please laugh at my jokes so my friends think im cool
21 Jan, 2018 @ 2:47am 
Yo, u that dude that knocked up Jacindy Ardern?
17 Dec, 2017 @ 11:14pm 
Lol yea wateva kid smh
10 Dec, 2017 @ 11:09pm 
Is there a sexy way to tell your cat you got it pregnant?
7 Dec, 2017 @ 4:05pm 
Gidday giddooo I'm camer-oooo, whoopsiedoo here comes the goo
30 Nov, 2017 @ 4:25am 
See ya.
29 Nov, 2017 @ 7:03pm 
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29 Nov, 2017 @ 4:51pm 
I need to know please she's packing her bags right now dude just tell me its a joke bro
29 Nov, 2017 @ 4:50pm 
Hey bro did you really have sex with my mrs? I found a pair of dudes undies under the bed and my partner says they're yours and she's sorry but i feel like its a stitchup
20 Jul, 2017 @ 9:00pm 
Please stop hanging out with real girls and play games with me
2 Jul, 2017 @ 11:12pm 
Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦
27 Sep, 2016 @ 8:29am 
Dad ♥♥♥♥ for brums bum
22 Jun, 2016 @ 9:54pm 
Send us your nudes
18 Apr, 2016 @ 2:11am 
i have no friends
12 Jul, 2015 @ 8:10am 
cameronc add me ya koon
23 Jul, 2014 @ 4:20am 
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23 Sep, 2009 @ 3:09am 
harrow make more 1B jump shot vids bro

so flukey
15 Sep, 2009 @ 11:14am 
Sup G