Merry Christmas!

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Obligatory appreciation post from the resident Scorpio.

Merry Christmas!

♪Happy Summer Sale♪

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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫

🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥


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You know wah you did...

♫Last Christmas, I gave you my heart♫
♫But the very next day, you gave it away♫
♫This year, to save me from tears♫
♫I'll give it to someone special♫

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♫...sometimes things will bend you♫
♫But trust me you'll be fine♫
♫Cause I've been moving mountains that I once had to climb♫
♫And life's not out to get you♫
♫Despite the things you've been through♫
♫Cause what you give is what you get♫
♫Yeah, life's not out to get you♫
♫Yeah, life's not out to get you.♫

♫Please let me comfort you, it's the end of the world right now♫
♫Please let me kiss your lips, it's the last minute on Earth♫
♫Would you love me if it were the end of the world right now?♫
♫Let's pretend it is the last minute on Earth, right now♫

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Happy new year and new life 2022 無害的生活

first snow as first love

Ay why we not friends anymore?

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(☆✦✦ℳerry ℭhristmas & a ℋappy 2020!✦✦*☆ )
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𝐼 𝓌𝒾𝓈𝒽 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒹𝓊𝒸𝓉𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓌𝑒𝑒𝓀!

𝐼 𝓌𝒾𝓈𝒽 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒹𝓊𝒸𝓉𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓌𝑒𝑒𝓀!

𝐼 𝓌𝒾𝓈𝒽 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒹𝓊𝒸𝓉𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓌𝑒𝑒𝓀!

Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.

Have a nice weekend !

 
Magic with Miranda "Origins"
 
Miranda, I've received numerous complaints about you from many of my students. Need I remind you that the "Temple of TjarleN" is a sacred place where magic is to be learned and perfected
Who, me? No
Explain why you attempted to transform Sam into a cat, but failed! He's now running around telling everyone his name is J'zargo!
Ok, so in Skyrim there's a guy...
Or why we have a guy named Patches in the hospital after you manipulated his mind into thinking he could trust fall off a cliff, and into the arms of his imaginary friends
That's insane! I'd never...wait, that worked?!
Or why Carla's complaining about rulers appearing under the bathroom door each morning?
Oh, I just wanted to see how long she was going to be..
MIRANDA!
 

Have a Lovely Weekend

Happy Holiday

 
Magic with Miranda #4
 
As they approached the blacksmith's cottage, they noticed a hole in the wall. To their surprise, a little sister appeared and climb down as she ventured off in search of ADAM
 
Wait a minute Noble! That's the story to BIOSHOCK!
 
Oof, sorry
 
They saw Handover out back banging and clanging on a piece of metal from the wing of an X-Wing Starfighter.
 
STAR WARS? We're now in STAR WARS?!
 
Dammit, so sorry!
 
Miranda heard a sound coming from her pocket
Miranda, your Eyephone's ringing
You mean the wooden box that has a glass window on it and has no electronics inside because these are the medieval times?
Yeah
NO!
Can I answer it?
Grr, I'll answer it...Hello?!
 
Niko, its your cousin Roman! Do you want to go Bowling?
 
Wrong number...Wait a sec...NOBLE!
 

happy easter

 
Magic with Miranda #3
 
I can't believe I won my first battle! This is so cool!
I wouldn't celebrate too soon, look up ahead.
A hunter from town must have heard you battling that thug and came to investigate.
Since he's no threat to us, we should sneak past him if we can.
How?
Summon an animal that makes a lot of noise, such as a bird or a goat. That should keep him distracted for a while.
But I never read the tutorial on how to summon. I always just closed those windows every time they popped up.
Miranda, this isn't a game. Focus your mind on the animal you wish to summon and it will appear. You must concentrate

Trust me, you can do this.
 
Ok, here it goes....SUMMON!
 
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Magic with Miranda #2
 
Pardon me, are you the one they call Miranda?
Who are you & how do you know me?
A guild has placed a price on your head and I plan to collect it
Miranda, we should leave RIGHT NOW!
 
Are you on drugs?
Drugs? No! I'm just here to kill you
Yeah, that definatly sounds like drugs
I'M NOT ON DRUGS! I will now show you my true form..
 
TRANSFORM!
Now you DIE!
 
Haha, you idiot...We're on land and you transformed into a fish!
Dam, she's right. Well this sucks
 
VICTORY +10 XP
 
I won! I beat the thug on drugs!
 
CHOOSE ONE REWARD:
 
A reward! I choose
 
(1) HALF LIFE 3
 
(2) 40 TF2 GOLDEN FRYING PANS
 
(3) 40 CS:GO KNIVES
 
(4) A Sports Water Bottle   THIS ONE!
 

 
"You Made It Worse!" Results
 
Trampoline:
 
I bet many of you thought the cow would go straight through the trampoline, right? Nope
 

On the bright side, he's no longer in a tree
 
 
TNT: A lot of you thought this was a good idea. That's quite troubling
Excellent! The tree's gone!
 
And so is the cow
And your house
And the girl nextdoor's house HEY!
And your hearing
 
 
The cute girl:
 
(Knock knock)
Yes?
.....
Can I help you?
....... (Stop being so shy and say something)
Do you need something?
.......... (Hurry up and say something!)
I'm going back inside now, goodbye. (Door closes)
............. Mooooooo! Splat
 

  
After going through the results of the last battle, 70% of you lost.
After seeing that, I thought "Where's the fun in that?". That being said, I've decided to end the Noble's Knights game and begin something a little more fun. Its called:
 
"You Made It Worse!"
 
Here's how to play:
 
Each week, I will give you a problem along with 3 ways to solve it. Choose the one you feel will make the situation end "less" worse. The fun part is that every option will make things worse, but by how much is up to you. Comment me your choice. At the end of the week, I will reveal what each choice did. Let's begin!
 
See this cow?
 
Well he's stuck in a tree
 


 
Now I'm not going to blame this on you, but...I'm pretty sure YOU did this!
Use one of these to get him down
 
Trampoline
TNT
The cute girl next door
 

 
Greetings fellow Knights!
 
There's still 2 days left to send me your 2 attacks. Current scores for this week's battle are now posted. If you don't see your name on the leader board, then it means the Poisonous Pigeon has survived your attacks. Now I know what some of you might be wondering, "How on Earth did I lose to a pigeon?". Since I've never lost to a pigeon before, I can't answer that. My best guess is that maybe he was once a Prison Pigeon that got really strong lifting weights and defending his portion of the courtyard. Now that I think about it, why didn't he just fly away from the prison? He's a freaking bird! Even if he became a wanted fugitive, I doubt anyone would go after him. Sure, there are Chicken Chasers, but who chases Pigeons? I'll have to Google that.
 
Regardless, you can rest easy knowing that Pigeons only have a 6 year lifespan so you'll get your revenge by the year 2025
 

 
NOBLE'S ⚔️ KNIGHTS
 
Instructions on how to play are on my profile
 
Noble has chosen you to fight as one of his knights.
Should you accept his quest, you will find yourself fighting:
 
The Poisonous Pigeon (It's your first quest, so lets start small)
 
It's health is: 30 (Should be pretty easy to defeat)
 
Post a comment on my profile with the 2 numbers you have chosen.
This battle will end on Saturday.
 
May You Be Victorious ⚔️
 

 
Prologue:
 
Miranda was just an average girl living in New York City.
One winter morning, Miranda woke up from a dream to the sound of a knock at her door...
 
Miranda, open up! It's me, Toto
Go away, I'm sleeping. I have work in 4 hours...wait, what's a Toto?
Miranda, be serious. We must hurry. Grab Peaches and lets ride
Peaches? HEY! Wheres my Mustang! It was parked here last night
Miranda, Your Mustang is standing right in front of you
 
That's a horse!
 
My Mustang is white and has 500 Horsepower
 
Well Peaches is also white and she's a very strong 1 horsepower
Grrr! Have you seen any of the white mustangs that are made of "metal"?
Blacksmith "Handover" may have seen your metal mustang, he's always working with metal. Lets pay him a visit when we get into town...
 

 
Noble's Notes 
 
To my Miranda fans out there
 
Beginning next Monday, the Magic with Miranda series will be rebooted and become a weekly series.
New stories will be released each Monday (Miranda Mondays) and will be numbered so that future fans can follow along.
The stories will still feature Miranda and Wendy, but will now follow an actual story line.
 
 
To my Space Fact fans out there
 
Beginning next Friday, Space facts will be released each and every Friday (Fact Fridays)
They will still be random and funny, just as they are now.
 
 
As always, if you wish to no longer get the stories or the facts, please feel free to let me know.
I know it might not be everyone's cup of tea, and that's ok.
 
Until then, feel free to stop by the profile and say hi.
Take care everyone
 

Have a nice weekend and week!

 
Chlorine Trifluoride: The "Fun" Fuel
 
Back in the day, rocket scientists attempted to use Chlorine Trifluoride as a rocket fuel.
Back in the day, rocket scientists quickly stopped trying to use Chlorine Trifluoride as a rocket fuel.
Wondering why?
 
Lets play a game:

"What does Chlorine Trifluoride set fire to"
 
Glass
Brick
Sand
Asbestos
Metals
Rocket scientists
Ashes
Almost everything
 
Water makes it explode, and since we're made mostly of water 
Afterwards, it will create an acidic cloud of Hydrochloric & Hydrofloric acid Yay!
 
Once, one-ton of it was spilled in an industrial accident. It burned through 30 cm of concrete and 3 more meters of gravel beneath it.
 
Here's how they say they handled it:
 
      
  

Happy Valentine Day